The_annoying_one

Happy birthday, dude.

You just pinpointed why I usually use DoorDash. A little more money, but worth it…sometimes.

I apologize immensely. If you do get a chance to try it, be prepared. It is really good. Of course, I also added bacon and pepper jack cheese. That helped.

Chick-Fil-A Finally tried the new Honey Pepper Pimento Chicken Sandwich, with a few additions. Substituted regular chicken for spicy, added bacon, pepper jack cheese, and pickles. Also had a medium waffle fry and a medium sweet tea.

Happy Birdday….. I mean birthday. Dammit, Buddy!

I’m drinking wine at 2PM. Is that weird? I feel like maybe that’s weird. You know what? I don’t care. Don’t judge me.

Grilled cheeseburgers, homemade mac & cheese, and Dunkin’ Donuts (🤢) for dessert.

Why does nearly every hospital/doctor’s office have that one smoking-hot nurse? Is it just to taunt me, knowing that I’ll never have a chance? That seems a little cruel, if I’m honest.

I respectfully disagree. It’s actually a shit world that smells, well, shitty. But that could just be my cynicism talking, so take it with a grain of salt.

That was supposed to be a gif, by the way. But…shit happens….constantly. Oh well.

Presto Chango!

Thank you. You as well. My sister has a birthday this month. Mine is next month.

I know what’s coming. I know it’s going to be pretty rough for me. Can I just get it over with already? This waiting is getting to be a bit much.

He’s a wrestler. I’m not a fan. I don’t know nothin bout no disco. I was born a few years too late.

I’d rather talk about Colt Cabana.

Grilled chicken legs, white rice and baked beans.