The_annoying_one

Strap in, ladies and gentlemen. It’s time for yet another Amazon rant. I bought a dog training collar about a month ago. Within a week, it stopped functioning completely. Only thing I could do is try to get a refund. The deadline for the return was today. I wasn’t able to go return it because it’s been a busy week and I haven’t been feeling too well today. I then learn that getting an extension on your Amazon return is supposedly easy, so I try that. Nope. “This return process has been completed. You may not start another return on this product.” $36 right down the shitter.

I can only envision myself staring at the “site down for maintenance” screen for hours tonight, like an obsessive madman.

I hope this helps, man.

Chicken & rice with gravy.

Prove it.

Happy Birthday!!! Maybe you should go to the MOOvies.

I am just now sitting down to eat a bowl of microwaveable Ramen because the night got away from me and I kind of forgot to eat at a normal dinner time. It’s cool, though. It was a pretty fun night.

That’s weird. I don’t know why it’d separate one but not the other. Mobile’s always been wonky as fuck on this site, though.

I know you didn’t. I’m on mobile right now and all I see is a middle finger, a pointing finger and a weird brown square that I kinda took to mean “eat shit”.

Sorry, man. I kinda hate applesauce.

That’s a great idea! We should start a hedge fund for this! Wait…..

The older I get, the more things stay the same.

DONT TALK ABOUT ME LIKE I’M NOT HERE, DAD!

Okay, that’s fair. You get a pass this time.

Guess it’s not so private after all, huh?!