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    Takes the free breadsticks from Olive Garden home, waits for them to get completely stale, then uses them as drumsticks.
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    Got into an argument with a waiter at Olive Garden over the proper pronunciation of ravioli.
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    Owns stock in Olive Garden.
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    Wrote a fan letter to the Mr. Clean character.
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    Thinking I should finally get off my ass and make an appointment with my doctor tomorrow. Thinking about doing it and actually doing it are two entirely different things, though.
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    Slips random playing cards into people’s mailboxes.
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    Crashes random weddings for free food.
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    Has the president of Amazon on speed dial.
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    Invented mayonnaise.
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    Chicken salad sandwich with sour cream & onion chips. It’s been a really long day and I don’t feel like doing anything else.
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    Is making a surprise appearance in the Elimination Chamber tonight.
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    Helped Meat Loaf write “I Would Do Anything For Love”.
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    Worked as a cashier at Dollar General for exactly 37 seconds.
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    Would’ve been successful if it weren’t for those meddling kids.
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    Produced Metallica’s ‘Death Magnetic’.
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    That feeling when someone you’ve never seen before in your life calls you by name.
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    Thinks “The Wizard Of Oz” was a horror movie.
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    Jumps on turtles’ heads.
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    I’d rather have no personality at all than a fake one. God, I hate people more often than not.
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    Went to an AIC concert and yelled “Bark At The Moon!!!”
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    There is absolutely nothing like finally getting over pneumonia only to feel it creeping back in a few weeks later. Fuck my life.
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    Only money I spent today was two streaming service bills that were automatically deducted from my account. I didn’t even know anything special was going on today….not that it would have stopped me from spending if I so chose.
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