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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Forgot all about the time change last night and woke up with yet another massive headache this morning. Everything sucks.
  2. People who somehow find a way to insert politics into every single conversation deserve to have their asses kicked.
  3. Is banned from all Baskin Robbins locations.
  4. If only there were already a thread specifically for this type of thing.....
  5. Does the cha-cha-cha.
  6. Grinding for EXP in old RPGs is fucking tedious and completely sucks all the fun out of them.
  7. Got into a fist fight with a gorilla at the Philadelphia zoo.
  8. Thinks potato chips qualify as a vegetable.
  9. Is opening a bakery where all items were secretly purchased at Walmart.
  10. I really need to stop ordering food with my VPN turned on. They’re delivering it from the next city over when the nearest restaurant location is just a few miles away.
  11. Captain D’s. 3 pc catfish meal with fries, fried okra and two stuffed crab shells.
  12. Is faster than a speeding bullet.
  13. I really don’t have time or patience to sit here and play phone tag with you all day. I’ll give you one or two more chances and that’s it.
  14. Replaced the water in the library’s sprinkler system with orange juice.
  15. Teaches children at the library interpretive dance.
  16. Followed The Dave Matthews Band around on tour for 3 years straight.
  17. Once worked as the mascot at Six Flags.
  18. Hocked a loogie on an old woman while on the top of that very same ride.
  19. Once went to Six Flags carrying six different flags.
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