The_annoying_one

Having barbecued squirrel tonight?

White rice with gravy, roast, potatoes, carrots.

Can I go back to bed now? I think today’s broken.

Overly happy media (music, video games, movies, etc.) irritates me to no end.

Chicken & rice with gravy and another slice of homemade bread.

My dad used to call me a shortened version of my actual name. My brother still does, sometimes.

The times, they are a-changin’.

Hey, if you want to FUCK a CART, that is your business only.

Psyching myself up for over an hour just to make a 15 second phone call to someone’s voicemail isn’t remotely normal, is it? Actually, don’t answer that. I don’t care.

Tater tot casserole.

I don’t have anything against church as a whole. Church people, on the other hand, creep me the fuck out.

There’s nothing quite like driving to another city for a doctor’s appointment just for the following conversation. Nurse: How are you feeling today? Me: I’m fine. Nurse: Okay, come back in 6 months. I could’ve done this fucking bullshit over the phone from the comfort of my bed, you jackasses.

Happy Birthday!

A buggy. Fight me, bro.

Staying up all night is better than only getting an hour or two of sleep.

Sausage with potatoes, green beans and onions. Also, homemade bread.