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The_annoying_one

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  1. Getting an Amazon order that you don’t remember placing feels like Christmas morning. If the only thing you got for Christmas was a 4-pack of Chef Boyardee ravioli, that is….
  2. I basically slept for almost 11 hours straight. Is that normal?
  3. I still can’t believe this shot.
  4. Cheeseburgers, Velveeta, fries.
  5. That feeling when what was supposed to be a 30-minute nap somehow turns into 2 hours.
  6. I asked a man if he was rich. He said “No, my name is Dave”.
  7. Why do I have to go to the doctor in the morning for something that can probably just be done over the phone?
  8. Grilled chicken, corn, mashed potatoes. I feel like I had this exact same meal just a few days ago.
  9. Some people need to learn that conversation is not a five-mile race. Say what you want to say, briefly, then SHUT UP.
  10. Well, would ya look at that?
  11. The inventor of auto-correct died. His funnel is tomato.
  12. How a lot of things are so incredibly difficult until they’re not.
  13. Chicken fingers and Velveeta because I’m apparently a kid again. It was good, though.
  14. Grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, baked beans.
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