The_annoying_one

I woke up this morning to a new voicemail. People don’t usually leave a voicemail unless it’s something maybe important. I click on it and see it’s only 4 seconds long. The first 3 seconds are complete silence. At the last second, I hear a woman’s voice saying “Bye”. I realize this is nothing at all, but the undiagnosed OCD part of my brain won’t let me let it go.

Sleeping Dogs

Some kind of deformed triangle? Hell if I know.

I listened to it for 25 seconds and started having some really dark thoughts. So….um….yeah….

JJ’s. 3 pc fried catfish meal with fries, crab bites, and a sample serving of coleslaw.

It’s like the world’s singular purpose on some days is to do everything it can to grate on my every nerve. It’s succeeding in spades today.

The Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power on Prime Video. I’m 2 episodes in and quite bored with it already.

Did you hear about the zoo that only had one dog in the entire place? It was a Shih Tzu.

2 of these & some Doritos because I feel cheap and lazy today.

“You can never really see the stars until you see your darkest night.” I stumbled on this random quote during a little doomscrolling session earlier tonight and it kind of hit me in a strange way.

It is never “just a coffee maker”.

Flamethrower burger & onion rings from DQ.

Steve Perry is one of the most god-awful excuses for a singer I’ve ever heard in my life.

I order a pizza and the delivery guy just happens to be somebody I’ve met once or twice. Then, he wants to stand around and have a conversation. Fuck off, dude. I’m ready to eat & go to bed.

Having pizza tonight, whenever I get around to actually ordering it.

I just made myself wake up from an over long nap in one of those wonderful “Where am I and what year is it” kind of moods.

That feeling when someone asks you to help them out for an hour and it’s closing in on 4 hours. And then, you realize you’re not being offered a dime for the help. That’s my damn day in a nutshell.