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Some of this shit is just hilarious.

So is Lassie. Timmy fcked if he falls down a well now. Fcking Timmy.

The only way to fix that problem is to hit that Donate button.

Even if he does, May Day is getting started. I'm gonna go grab some energy drinks and cigarettes and tune in to several media outlets. Here's hoping we can get a real shit show going this year. I need some entertainment, man. Somebody shoot a black kid or something.

Uh huh... Yeah, they already tried this with that awful movie "Teeth". Soooo... fuck off? I dunno, haven't read the book or watched the show but it just sounds like more Jewish depravity. ""When we're talking about the sexual content of American Gods, we're talking about exploring in a sex-positive way the human relationship to our own sexuality," he says. "When you look at the Bilquis scene, there's a woman in control of her own sexuality that's very empowering and enlightening, and we can treat sex not just as a means to a cumshot, but as a means to explore what it is to bond and join and physically become one with another human being and leave our individual sense of self behind and become something greater than what we were before we were penetrating or being penetrated or entwined in whatever respect we were going to be entwined with another." "At the core of it, there's this very basic need for human connection — to see and really be seen," says Badaki, adding her view of what the sequence represents. "Bilquis and all of these old gods have fears. Fears of no longer being relevant. Fears of being forgotten. It's very relatable, those ideas. There's this attempt to survive. You see them as extraordinary beings, but they're in ordinary circumstances on their day to day. How do you make a living now? They find themselves in dark places. Sometimes it's worse that they used to know so much beauty and glory, only to find themselves in this situation."" http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/american-gods-team-explains-crazy-groundbreaking-sex-scene-998539

It's petroleum jelly idiot.

Blank Check is great. I mean, that part where the kid is running through the sprinklers with that chick. I still nut every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tWNgdUwRZk

Prove me wrong.

It's like regular Taco Bell, except after a few minutes the screen starts to turn red, a bowl of cheesey fiesta potatoes covered in blood starts to chase you, and when it catches up to you you keel over and bloody diarrhea gushes out of your bumbum until the screen is a solid rust color.

What? You haven't seen all the evidence of Hollywood dropping hints and clues about 9/11? It's all over the place, Terminator 2, The Simpsons, Mario Bros, The Matrix.

No it's canon.

After rewatching Godzilla '98 the other day I can with moderate certainty tell you that Godzilla can't be a father because it gets itself pregnant then lay eggs. Also instead of just eating sharks Godzilla sniffs out large concentrations of fish because it read the script. Also Godzilla '98 is one of those pre-9/11 movies where not only does the majority of the film take place in the Big Apple but there's also mention of the WTC bombing and in one scene Ferris Bueler checks his watch for slick product placement and the hands are pointed to 9 and 11 (8:55pm).

I bet you can't taste the fiesta with Digiorno, though.

Jealous much?

I'll be sure to pick it up at Barnes and Noble. And promptly burn it in a rubbish bin.

Chicks With Dicks #47 and Traphouse?

"Ah, yes, welcome. Right this way, to the "set.""

My Etch A Sketch has more memory than you.

The Silvers are supposed to be a light menthol but honestly they seem the same to me. In other news I finally received my promotional material from Parliament. They sent me a whole one coupon for $3 off of one pack of Parliaments. GG, Parliament... Really worth the six week wait.

God damn are all girls this forgiving? I'm scared to even introduce myself for fear of getting a restraining order. Tell him to fuck off and if he doesn't get the police involved. If he's still persistent I'd look into getting a gun. Like, seriously.