Distortedreasoning

yeah some pandemic sex would be nice.

sexy!

like they didnt even run away. it was like waiting outside my door to be let in or something. i dont trust them.

tetas!

after work... not sure what they are planning or have in mind but i dont like it. its a bad sign.

shes your friend bro. just go along for the ride. she sounds pretty cool just enjoy what you two have together for now. sounds like you do enjoy being around her so might as well make the most of it. but yeah dont be a weeaboo lol. the other stuff, well you gotta focus on school always. get that over with then worry about the debt later. theres always debt. anyways good seeing you getting over these crushes lol.

classic

who?

fuck yoshi!

hmmm the odds are probably greater than the avengers facing thanos. to answer your question, it will just mean the show goes on a bit longer. logan will fight pacquiao next.

has it been more than 4 hours straight with erection? i would call a prostitute first then if that dont work see a doctor maybe. or call more prostitutes.

time for a career change?

why so broke?

you can hire me for $200 the hour.

make him talk about the most boring thing ever and youll be dead in no time

maybe there is something you could try like meditation or prayer? or find the most mundane boring voice documentary and fall asleep to that.

hey mister.

you ever try shutting down your brain? its the best way to fall asleep cuz once you thinking it wont stop. thats my trick.

i started feeling old when gray hair starting popping up as soon as i turned 30. and now theres so much more. and i get called sir more often 💀 i remember watching adult swim for the reruns of family guy and futurama. ahh simpler times.

yeah not appropriate.

my only problem with sleep is getting to bed at a good time. like if i tried the act of sleep i can do it pretty easy but sometimes i watch something and stay up .

fight of the century vibes from the poster.

i remember kids sneaking porn magazines in elementary and calling sex lines.

im super soft right now. oh wait

would have made it if you said curry.