Distortedreasoning

even if i wasnt this fat this bath would still be too small for me kinda annoying but havent had one of these in a while.

flip phones were cool like 10 years ago.

insurance is for suckers!

just terrible.

yeah mexican guys usually love their moms. just something you gonna have to deal with.

sucks. im gonna pour some bottle water for her.

sitting on the computer chair in the hotel. it was hanging off the desk and i went to grab it and i knocked it over. it hit the metal part of the bottom of the chair and craked the screen on the side really bad. still works but just annoying.

damn. well sounds like you got a mom in law that may never like you. especially since she has those traditional expectations from you that you will never meet. maybe you should keep your feminist more on the down low. fuck it, you tried.

yeah i was thinking im a fucking adult im gonna be careful with my expensive phone i dont need no case

my sister told me that but i didnt listen to her. probably wont listen to you either

no thanks, im not a serial killer

most moms would be happy to have a daughter in law with a positive effect on their son. though it sounds to me like she didnt like you from the start and just decided to never change her mind no matter what you do... makes me wonder how eldy was before you "changed" him for the worst stay strong.

you think theyd like you

the crack is really annoying to me but im trying to just live with it. see how long till i get fed up.

i'll think about it.

galaxy s8+

oh they made me laugh. i just wanted to find other videos of beatdowns but was too tired for that. i kinda upset cuz it was expensive but at the same time trying not to sweat it. and wouldnt surprise me if you broke some yourself

just tired.

im too tired to fight right now. but i still beat you.

how come i dont remember it? all i remember were the arcade games which were pretty fun and the console games which were meh.

we gonna fight

shut up.

cost me like $850 for the phone and so far got estimate of $360 to fix it. ugh

gotta admit this looks pretty fun. park builder seems like a no brainier but it took them all this time to finally do it.