Distortedreasoning

pick a topic that youre an expert at, and tell her those are the types of books you read.

i like getting out and then hitting up my weed dealer right after a film.

i think im home that day. might make a carne asada.

xena was awesome, use to watch her too

its ok, i forgive you...

its better that way. i was always upset that they be watching them cuz i wanted to watch something else. but i kinda watch cuz some of the girls were hot and the sex scenes even tho my mom told me to cover my eyes or changed the channel

if it makes you feel any better, i wont be having any ice cream either

i wanna say i remember watching this novela glad they memed it up.

OK I LIED! but i really want ice cream and would have totally taken you out for some

i wish i could like this twice!

ella me va a decir, que te la chinges lmao

im not lying im taking you for some ICE CREAM!

ice cream? now you speaking my language! tell you what lets put all the bad blood behind us and go for some ice cream

te voy a chingar la madre

i didnt know we stopped being friends

no but they can make the boobs bigger!

thats true. i actually took spanish in high school and got a B. everyone in my family was making fun of me pretty hard

they can be balloons sometimes

i was talking about girls boobs!

i can speak it but not very fluently. i dont practice it as much as i like. doesnt eldy speak spanish? i could have sworn he did.

thats like getting an F lmao

yes it does make you evaluate yourself more deeply than normal.

shiiit i would have been happy with a B. yes a BBBBBB!!!!

time to get you some real balloons

i hate the feeling of shame.