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yes, i am not the people

that made my day significantly better. thank you.

OMFG SAVED

Well if this isn't just right on target for my family

BUUUUUUAAAAUAAH

A healthy mix of 2 & 4 with extra sass.

200 Dildos

My hair is at the length now where I could probably just let it grow out again because it's almost just past the length where I really hate it. I also haven't had my hair this long in probably a decade. Because it's curly, I would not attempt to cut it at this point.

R. Mika enters

HAHAHAHA my Dad got me a singing otter card!!! WHY ARE THERE MACAROONS?!!

Thanks everyone! I am so conflicted which cake I would eat first, the actual bean cake, the Mr. Bean cakes, or the sweet sweet ketchup cake of my dreams. 🤣

Reading her statement was bone chilling/curdling. That guy should be in jail right now.

How tf did I get here and why?

I'd say that cheese is having a good life.

It's like learning a new language. Why the space needle?!?!!!!

Isn't it when you tie the couples' hands together with 10 feet of yarn and hope they get out?

My only true love, mozz sticks.

We really need to have a deeper convo one of these days about music. I really feel that for music as therapy. Once I get my stimulus check, I'd like to finally buy some software to make songs and play around.

thats an incredible poem.

Girl, we are on the booty scope vibe