wacky1980

if you're hotter than their wives, it's no wonder at all that they're straying from their wives. it doesn't make you cute though. it just makes you easy.

i also like how fuggs knows she's sexeh because she has inmates sending her videos of themselves jerking off. not like their standards aren't already low enough or anything.

i like how fuggs mocks the skinny people, but she can't post a skinny pic.

yahtzee. it's like fuggs thinks she's contributing, but she keeps stumbling into the diabetes ward with a sack full of candy bars.

quitting was hard until i was ready. at that point, quitting smoking was easier than quitting soda. which i've also been good on for about 9 months now. God Damn the person who tries to make me quit beer though.

carbs and carbs. that's how.

coming UP to 190 for a healthy weight? are you like 7' tall or something?

i gained about 10 lbs since i quit smoking a few weeks ago, which i fully expected. i was actually expecting to gain more than that, so yay for me. i started a routine this week that includes better eating (limiting calories and carbs) and some cardio, and i'm already off 5 pounds from the start of the week. if i can drop another 15-20, i'll be at my target of 180 and that will be just fine.

i saw one a long time ago, with two different songs by nickelback. i'm pretty sure it was just one song though.

this has nothing to do with your retirement needs, but good job on emphasizing those deficiencies once again.

does that number consider inflation? are you investing it, or is it sitting in a junk-ass savings account or hiding under your mattress? will you have other sources of income / aid? do you plan on leaving anything for the child when you kick off? i don't know why i'm putting effort into this.

i processed a $103M check the other day. when check amounts go into the 8 digit range, our core system does this awesome truncation thing and we're suddenly $x00M out of balance. then we have to manually post the check. it doesn't happen too often, maybe a couple times a year.

why do you think i turned her down? actually, it was because she ugly af.

i spent the weekend plowing your okc crush. nah, not really. i actually turned her basic ass down. two times.

i assume he's adjusting his erection under the table in that gif. the little wiggle at the end kinda gives it away.

how about the lizard-devil eyes on the lady behind him? also, this dude is the smugest of fucks.

you always manage to find that silver lining. even if it's buried deep in the folds.

congratulations. you've achieved as much in life as every other low-skill loser with a similar job description (and there are a lot of you out there). only difference is, people usually get there while still in the 18-24 demographic, and then move up. it's not supposed to be where you peak.

i actually do believe that a claims rep is one of the shittiest jobs out there, unless you're actually shoveling shit. at least if you're doing that, you're still getting in a little physical exercise.

unless your job entails literally working in shit or janitoring a casino brig, i don't see how it could be shittier than a telephone insurance claims handler.

oh, that's right. you don't sell shit. you juts process claims. that's even worse.

itt: fuggs brags about selling ripoff whole life policies, then calls liability insurance a ripoff.

yeah. it's called a general liability policy. it has nothing to do with life, health, or auto. you work in insurance? are you sure?

who said i don't have life insurance?

it's not even a life insurance policy. don't you work for an insurance company? you should probably know that there are other types of policies out there besides whatever fucked up whole life racket you're shilling to strangers over the phone.