wacky1980

is it delicious?

she's been stressing about the whole hop garden project lately, so i wanted to come up with a way for her to blow off a little steam. so yesterday i ordered her a little purse pistol. it's a ruger ec9s -- an inexpensive, basic pistol, and it's supposed to be ready to pick up on saturday. if i can get shit figured out, i'm gonna send her out with her brother to do some shooting this weekend while i stay home with the boys. she just got her firearm owner card a few months ago and has never owned a gun, but her dad has been a cop for years and she was staffed in an armory when she served in the reserves, so she's been around them plenty. we go out shooting with her family every now and again, but i've ever only had rifles and shotguns to take along. handguns are just more fun though. i'll probably be picking up something for myself this summer as well...looking at the ruger sr9 right now. something about that 17+1 that makes me go mmmmmmm.

thread title should include "me as" after "wants" and then you're probably right. well, strike that. change "everyone" to "these three white dudes in my dms" too. now we're on that good shit.

love me the DQ but the nearest one is about an hour away. our town has a local fast food/ice cream shop that does "chillers" instead. they're good enough i suppose, but it's just not the same. now i'm sad.

i used flcl canti for a good decade. been trying to go unnoticed since then. i think it's working...

so you misunderstood what i said, but you kinda filled my stated knowledge gap in the process. now i don't have to go looking for the statistics. and at the same time, you managed to reinforce my statement that a better metric for judging the success of the tax reform would be a look at the change for top earners, rather than middle-income earners. thanks for that. you can go home now.

i kill threads. it's one of my many talents.

my alt is cryptkicker5. i'm making meaningless threads so i have a df-ready alt in the event that may main gets banned again. getting close now.

i really don't know how. our personal income came up maybe 3% in 2018, and our returns (before adding in the corp) were maybe about 3% lower in '18 vs '17. we're talking just a couple hundred bucks difference in the size of the return, and if taking into account the corp taxes, our return would have gone up if it reported the same income in '18 that it did in '17. oh well, i guess the best metric on which to judge the tax reform is not whether middle-income earners saw a change, but if the top earners did. i don't have that info in front of me right now, but maybe i'll go look for it later.

so anyways, bump because i said i'd update. my tax return went down about $500 from last year, but not because of trump tax reform or a large change in personal income. it was because i had to set up a couple things at the bar on depreciation instead of expensing them like i thought i'd be doing. it increased our '18 reported profit by about $12k, and since we're an S-corp, i had to claim that additional profit on my personal return. had that not been the case, return would have been higher than last year by over $1k. i also disagreed with the accountant, that the construction expenses (for the hop garden) couldn't be set up for a shorter depreciation schedule than the standard 39 years. we'll never recover all of that. but she's the pro and i'm just some guy with no formal accounting education, so whatever.

plumber came in real high...like double my personal estimate...so we're getting a couple more quotes. accepted a bid for concrete this morning. it's also higher than my estimate, but only because he's doing considerably more work than i recognized as necessary. i'd like to toss maybe $15k at these two parts and be done with them, and that's still looking possible. then we should have +/-$12k left to build the bar and restroom. primary electrical should be going in this week, and hopefully hooked into grid next week. then it's off to the races. we're still on track for a june soft open. it's gonna be tight, but i think we can do it.

lol, very true. it's easier if you don't try to differentiate between the various pieces of feces that always manage to float up around these parts. then they all seem equally uninteresting.

but the poo is gonna graze my balls. this is the only part of the whole thing that makes me uncomfortable.

i want to try this irl brb

haven't rented for 12 years now. been a landlord for other renters in the past but that shit's not enjoyable, AT ALL (don't look at me like that rogue).

got my first plumbing quote in just now. new install, a double restroom and kitchen...$17,250. all kinds of "fuck you guy" on this bid. good thing there's another one coming in next week...

not immediately recalling the term "sputum" my mind instantly went as dark and sexual as possible. thick, bloody ejaculate. that's in your head now too.

accurate.

fixed*

there's no asterisk in his name.

god damnit, now star trek is pissed off. it's gonna take days to get the blood and shit out of this carpet.

of course not.

it's funny. the parallels. do you see them?