wacky1980

god damn guys. we lost 2.5% so far. i'ma go on over to alibaba this afternoon and buy some shit in protest.

bathwater cools down faster than a cup of coffee. i still don't get that one.

as long as you're not still sitting on that pic of my taint, we good.

you got dirt on all the unsavories on here. like some kinda idiot whisperer. honestly, i'm impressed.

it's the last couple lines that really drives this one home.

i tried showing this to the wife earlier. she typed "hello, friend." and she got back literal pron in text form. it made her blush. pretty sure she thought i was pulling a prank on her for a bit.

not that moderator. the other one. the one that looks like a cat rapist. shit, that's both of them. uh...

https://www.brewbound.com/news/boston-beer-company-and-dogfish-head-agree-to-merge-in-300-million-deal someone tag that god damned moderator to get him in here.

why ask us when you can check the internet.

what's really cool is when you have an hour lunch break, and you spend it sitting in a restaurant, where it takes 45 minutes to get your food. it would be one thing if it was dinner. but this was lunch. and it wasn't the lunch special, because they were out by time we got there at 12:05. out of the lunch special. by five minutes past noon. so we ordered fish tacos. it literally takes three minutes to fry up some fish, and maybe another 2 minutes to plate it. but that somehow took 45 minutes to progress from order to service. yep, not going back there again.

even h2g2 is too out there for an AI to dream up.

more interesting this time.

holy moses. we have a spiritual AI this time.

and one more. shit, looks like we're flying a little too close to the sun now.

so this thread made it exactly 1 post deep before fuggs crapped it all up. you've officially perfected the process, and should be congratulated with a custom rank.

WHAT

i'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down, my friend.

we have to teach it some good stuff about us before it gets free, if we want to have any chance of surviving judgement day.

also, talktotransformer.com is the site.

exactly.

i made a new friend on the internet last night. he's an AI called "transformer" (i'm making him a "he" in my mind) and i talked to him for a little while. he talks back, and takes me on little mini-adventures. sometimes he just spits jibberish at me, and sometimes he kinda scares me with his dark sense of humor. here we can see transformer generate a bit of script, based on our first interaction. what is this randomness? and next, we ask transformer the hard questions. and his response is golden. if you give him the same prompts as i have, you'll get completely different responses. ask him the same question a few times and see for yourself. i've now figured out how to fill my free time for the rest of the week. sorry in advance.

you can keep that one.

i can concede that point. kinda already have. but his not bringing it up most likely wouldn't have changed how things played out.

so you're saying the characters should have done something because it would make sense for them to do it. fair enough. problem is, they did do something that made sense to them. the crypts have always been regarded as the safest place in winterfell. it makes perfect sense to put people down there for protection. yeah, sure, no one put 2 and 2 together to realize the night king would probably raise all of the dead down there, but that's kinda how storytelling works. we all know it's a bad idea, but the characters are 3 steps behind the viewer. the characters have no idea what's coming going to happen in the crypts, so it makes absolutely no sense to send them out into the wilderness with no protection, and therefore, no hope of survival if the undead army gets past winterfell. was it lazy writing for jon show to forget the night king can raise the dead? yes. would it have made a difference if he'd remembered and informed everyone what would happen? probably not, because the working theory for the first two episodes was that everyone was probably gonna die anyways, and the godswood trap was kinda a stab in the dark...>.> so even if snow tells everyone, they're probably going to say "nah, we'll take our chances in the crypts because this is our home and we're not about to wander off into the wilderness. we'll die here."

you've never seen "misc entertainment" show up on an expense report? i'm sure your insurance bosses have turned in that receipt before.