wacky1980

exactly. you've taken data that you don't understand, from sources more intelligent than you, and interpreted it in a way that makes absolutely no sense. and you think you've got a big fat pension coming your way, on $28k a year. amazing. simply amazing.

...slam on nba jam? so the meme is moving into gif territory now? this is aging faster than i had anticipated.

after reading this, i'm pretty sure you have no clue how the pension system works there either.

right, pension. take your $800/mo "retirement benefit" and climb up onto that throne of accomplishment that is mastering trash bags and dustpans over 40 years. a $400 atm receipt. christ almighty. the real byline for your thread should have been "i've never seen an atm receipt for that much money."

like i said, ssdi. i'm so not-surprised you're proud of that outcome.

nah. he'll weasel his way into an ssdi deal for crippling depression in a couple years, and ride that wave of hot free cash well into his 80's.

you don't wanna play this game, old man. you're running the carpet sweeper around the nugget's $4.99 buffet hall at age 57. i'm pretty sure even zeni has you beat with those numbers.

i'm tryna get u to stfu noob.

shut up child.

yes, it's that simple. at least, that's what you gleaned from that discarded copy of the last shareholder's meeting bullet point flier. shit, who even needs to go to college? we can just eavesdrop on the conversations of far more intelligent people, then plagarize their knowledge as our own. we don't really understand how or why it works. we only need to know that it works. and this is why we run things, instead of cleaning shitters and scraping bubblicious off the underside of the "hee-haw" slots.

lol, the recipe for financial success, as told by the golden nugget's most qualified sanitation expert.

a bullshit stat, that's what.

it's gamblers that drop $500 off their debit card that keep your casino in business? lol, what kind of second-rate penny slot shithole are you working in these days?

i wasn't even really after that particular pic. i was googling celebrities on cars, hoping to see something that would pop out. like zucc on a truck, or mick on a buick. but lo and behold, mr. elton fucking john was sitting on a god damned jaguar (apparently he's a collector), and it was too pure to NOT apply it to the meme. to pass it up would have been a greater offense to the meme than anything mochi would concoct after seeing it.

we could still go with the alternate. but NOOOOO someone had to go and assume the worst. damn you pooh.

i do what i can.

ahh fuck. mochi got offended. well that's never happened before.

eh, whatever. if you can't take joke in meme form, gtfo pansy.

you've wounded me.

that would be insensitive.

i mean, it's obvious... star on a car. duh! ::]::

it's not even photoshopped. this one existed in the wild.

lol "we"

well shit. i've never been scared to admit my rants roots. it was always the only place worth investing any energy. i guess senpai finally noticed me?

i was about to say something about how i've seen posters in df with only a couple hundred posts. i'm speshul, so it didn't make sense for a minute. then i figured it out. -_'