Phillies

You need to sacrifice some room to fit my cock in your mouth.

How can you fuck up a cheap hooker?

Donations will be greatly appreciated. Who wants to host this ?

Yeah you can fuck it with the Titanic. Might want to send it through an oil spill to lube it up first.

Waifu wants to store her Leeks in it..... I think it looks like a toaster.

ALL HAIL LORD FLUFFY EARS!

I want to go to a heaven filled with waifus and :420: high up in the clouds O0

Idk one time I was on a beach alone by myself in the dark. Try walking around nude is a good natural feeling- also try fapping and walking at the same time its also a good experience.

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People will do anything for publicity. If I put fuggz in a red dress and beached her in the sand, the US air force would show up thinking it was a killer-alien Lobster from Mars.

The sea creatures of the deep are getting sick of the pollution... soon they are all gonna start rebelling. Now that should scare you- imagine armies of megalodon like creatures or even giant flying sharks attacking all the coasts of the world.

The japs don't call him Spike? What do they call him then?

yourself

You'd do it to if you had the burden of defending humanity on your shoulders.

In February, a giant, white-haired covered blob washed up on a shore in the Philippines, weighing in at more than 4,000 pounds. Some suggested it could be a species previously unknown to man. In Montauk, Long Island, in 2008, a bizarre looking creature was crowned the “Montauk Monster” after nobody could identify what species it came from. Some scientists suggested the beaked and sharp-toothed creature could have been a decomposing raccoon, while others asserted it was some form of sea creature. Unfortunately, someone stole the animal and made off with it before scientists could conclusively identify it. Both those made me laugh for some reason^

Shinji didn't rape anyone.. only jacked off over them. :|

Good I need to borrow a couple dubs.

You have a pet spider?

I don't know :420: O0

I always had this fantasy he would just start ripping the iv chords out of her and just start raping her and then security would come in Then later Misato or Gendo would just be sitting here shunning him.. :D But they couldn't punish him at all cause hes a pilot.

sober since march 19th 2016. Mental health took a turn for the worst- bipolar- back on Oxcarbazepine 300mg. Currently experiencing chronic fatigue syndrome. Living at home with mom age 30. Future not looking too bright- money, pussy and happyness probably not coming. Other then that everything is OK.

Are there any hot and sexy mods anymore?