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My friend got so mad when he watched The Bachelor tonight. He hates those girls with a passion!

Excuses excuses. Is my friend running out of time? It seems like women haven't learned anything since he hit puberty. I know he's a strong man, but I wonder if nothing's been getting through to them. How many failed relationships will it take before they flock to him?

I'm not Zeni, he's one of my friends, and your avatar is kinda creepy. 🙀

Where did my other thread go? My friend wants answers.

And you know that young (legal age) women love going to Wendy's and hot dog joints. 💆

I either get ketchup packets so that I get the guaranteed freshness or, if I'm drunk, I load up on about 7 of those circular paper containers and fill them with ketchup. McDonald's is amazing

Well he has a lot friends, but he's a lone wolf so social distancing is his preference. Anyway, he's pretty mad because this girl he liked in college has been making bad decisions since he last saw her... Which was seven years ago... First she dated a West Point grad for a year who was a 4/10, and now she's been dating this rock climber guy for over a year and he's balding and a 4/10, but my friend is a 9/10 and she never got back to him when he gave her his number over Facebook a few years ago and told her to contact him. My friend is annoyed because it seems women never learn from their mistakes or so he says. I see what he means. I really do.

My friend got her number eight years ago and was supposed to go out with her, but she barely replied to his messages and then stopped replying. My friend's friend met her a few months later and they started dating. In university with 20,000+ students, that is sooooo crazy. Anyway, my friend misses college and wishes those days never ended.

Is that a lyric from some 1930s song? An era from which nobody is alive? 😏

Ben, your contributions are invaluable in FFA. Toonami needs a voice here. #MeToo

Trump is a great guy. He's the master of the United States.

Excuse me, "1pooh4u", that language is simply unacceptable in this thread. I would appreciate an apology.

My friend's referring to teenage women being totally different years later. They were so much better and open-minded at 18 he says.

He's the most mentally mature person I've ever met, and that's saying a lot because I spoke to the governor of my state a few years ago.

Same... I'm a progressive young guy

and act all uppity and like wannabe adults? I swear this happens ALL the time. It's funnier than it is sad because they go from being normal to being so high strung and concerned about things. 👨‍🌾

He wants to live forever, but he doesn't want to be put in cryostasis. Does anyone here know what he means when tells me that he gets the "giggle chills" around young women?

A lot of people on YouTube dislike him. 🧔 How can he make some frienimies?

Sexy, legal age women, but prom is canceled worldwide. 🤬

Oh I thought you were quoting Nikolas Cruz.

... Who?

Why is it that you are so familiar with the incel vernacular? 🤔

And why do people keeping calling him an incel? I've spoken to people on the internet who have known him for the past 15 years, and they told me that in high school the ladies thought he was cute. When people say the word incel, it makes me think of some guy that ladies avoid any contact with. 🤷‍♂️

I always see him spraying expensive cologne in his videos. I think he's cool and all, but I would like it if people stopped saying that I'm him, because it's annoying.

Why do people keep calling me him?