Rogue_Alphonse

One hour? No gas money? And hey, everyone has a fetish.

Like hammering bread into the back of a crankshaft to remove a pilot bearing, or putting a rope down the spark plug hole to loosen/tighten bolts on a rotating engine part. OR, even a pipe wrench on a socket because I already broke one twelve year old ratchet and did not have a 17mm socket in 1/2" drive.

*hugs* .

anime is teh s uck

I do have all of the proper tools, but I'm not super experienced tbh.

Like... go-pro or go Pro?

and your FUCKING TAIL-LESS ASS

Old napkin holders can double as beer coozie holders.

oh. oh no.

Do.

Yup, I thought the same thing.

Didn't you hear? Everything has to be about Fuggs. Are you legit gonna go visit her?

No faults to be given.

It's not selective memory. Obviously some drama shit happened with you (Who woulda thought?!) during a time when I was away. I'm allowed to have a life outside of here. Back down.

I’m talking about this thread, right here, right now. Whatever you’re on about, I have no knowledge of. Stop being a drama dragger.

I see there was some touchy sarcasm, but ima just go ahead and get rid of that touchy sarcasm. Happy little posts...

Do you clean said kitchen?

You can be my pet.

Fuck yeah... actually I was going to mention that we'd get along because I am typically a nice and upbeat drunk.. and my second favorite hobby is carpentry.

Even better, a place to park my Mustang. As a bonus for that, I'll do the maintenance on your vehicle.

Maybe you and Kat can watch porn and spice things up a bit. Sasha and I do that sometimes.

I'd do it. But you need to let me be able to work on shit in said yard. and i don't babysit.

I know you didn't. You know where that was directed.