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Rogue_Alphonse

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  1. Says the degenerate that draws trap porn
  2. I was afraid it was going to be a dog doing the fuck.
  3. Me too.
  4. When he sees my ass, he will see the greatest balloon. And if he is into inflation, I have that covered too.
  5. You make me cum prepared owo
  6. This is why I am firing you from being my doctor and moving on to @TrigunBebop
  7. You re a closet trap still in her shell
  8. I text her now and again
  9. I already have <3
  10. Be my doctor please <3
  11. Where is your site?
  12. I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor’s office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I’ve trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius’s wrath. then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting it’s prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don’t have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare, so the doctor gets me off and it’s covered by taxpayers. That’s my fetish
  13. https://xyzzy.clrtd.com/zy/gameold.jsp#game=10 pw is notwelcome
  14. My a key hates life... it's supposed to be "all"
  15. I meant back when we went bowling
  16. All balls stayed in their lane. Or the gutters alongside it.
  17. I was totally @SwimOdin too.
  18. Eh it's been a while and I'm not all depressed and shit today.
  19. It's been a while since I have gone bowling... and after 3 pitchers of beer (plus a 22oz beer & a giant margarita at a restaurant before hand), I'd say I did a fine job of embarrassing myself!
  20. HAPPY BELATED
  21. A) I love that movie. B) I wanna pop them balloons
  22. How hard is it to type bnmjy... Like, I correct everyone on this...
  23. Invite me
  24. Nailed it.
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