You are correct. And if some asshole is stupid enough to get out and walk up to my car... "I'm entrapped and fearing for my life, therefore I am inclined to draw my weapon." Fuck outta here.
One box McCormick beer batter. One 12oz Pabst Blue Ribbon in bottle. Flour. 3ish lbs raw chicken. Vegetable oil.
Mix Beer batter mix and beer in medium bowl. Coat chicken in flour, followed by batter, and fry for 3-5 mins.
Serve.
A very drunk and high birthday mlem.
(I was also a bit tired because this was the same day I had that long ass threesome and then loaded a car and then went to the bar with lots of driving in between...except the bar. that was a block away. )