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Rogue_Alphonse

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  1. And I still won't eat there.
  2. UHH since October? I think I got it at the bar down the street from my friend's
  3. And it's a cold with a vengeance. I broke down and bought vodka for tonight.
  4. That was my lighting. Liver is A-ok!
  5. I’m comprehensive enough to pop on here. thx everyone, I had the best birthday yet by far.🤣
  6. Not my house. But people annoy the person who lives there and he is a "swing in his sleep" kind of dude. My wall looked the same
  7. Me and gf on New Years <3
  8. Use it to take a trip to blow me
  9. There were flood warnings too. It's back down to the 40's now though.
  10. Atomsk just has a penis fetish. Still totally straight.
  11. Says the degenerate that draws trap porn
  12. I was afraid it was going to be a dog doing the fuck.
  13. Me too.
  14. When he sees my ass, he will see the greatest balloon. And if he is into inflation, I have that covered too.
  15. You make me cum prepared owo
  16. This is why I am firing you from being my doctor and moving on to @TrigunBebop
  17. You re a closet trap still in her shell
  18. I text her now and again
  19. I already have <3
  20. Be my doctor please <3
  21. Where is your site?
  22. I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor’s office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I’ve trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius’s wrath. then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting it’s prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don’t have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare, so the doctor gets me off and it’s covered by taxpayers. That’s my fetish
  23. https://xyzzy.clrtd.com/zy/gameold.jsp#game=10 pw is notwelcome
  24. My a key hates life... it's supposed to be "all"
  25. I meant back when we went bowling
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