Rogue_Alphonse

I was afraid it was going to be a dog doing the fuck.

Me too.

When he sees my ass, he will see the greatest balloon. And if he is into inflation, I have that covered too.

You make me cum prepared owo

This is why I am firing you from being my doctor and moving on to @TrigunBebop

You re a closet trap still in her shell

I text her now and again

I already have <3

Be my doctor please <3

Where is your site?

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor’s office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I’ve trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius’s wrath. then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting it’s prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don’t have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare, so the doctor gets me off and it’s covered by taxpayers. That’s my fetish

https://xyzzy.clrtd.com/zy/gameold.jsp#game=10 pw is notwelcome

My a key hates life... it's supposed to be "all"

I meant back when we went bowling

All balls stayed in their lane. Or the gutters alongside it.

I was totally @SwimOdin too.

Eh it's been a while and I'm not all depressed and shit today.

It's been a while since I have gone bowling... and after 3 pitchers of beer (plus a 22oz beer & a giant margarita at a restaurant before hand), I'd say I did a fine job of embarrassing myself!

HAPPY BELATED

A) I love that movie. B) I wanna pop them balloons

How hard is it to type bnmjy... Like, I correct everyone on this...

Invite me

Nailed it.