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[Guest poof]

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[scope]

I'm him

[StarPanda]

Yes he wields a death note and lives in silent hill

[Satou Kazuma]

Well, you can't rely on it being real if you're gonna commit attempted murder.

[mochi]

if you belive he's real then he is

 

[new_disease]

he's very real

[Mewn]

The pied piper on crack.

[Mewn]

 

That doc was lawlz.

The parents of those children should be ashamed.

 

Esp the mom of the child with schizophrenia.

HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW? ESPECIALLY WHEN THE FATHER HAS IT? *throws chairs*

[Guest The Hound]

 

 

 

 

well

 

 

idk

 

 

but here i am as slender man posing next to our drunk ass friend

[Guest The Hound]

Pretty good costume. Id like to do a slender cosplay

oh it worked like a charm that halloweeen. it was my friends house so early on i was helping give out candy and all these kids and teens wanted to take their picture with me, so there was all these snapchats and vines being made that day in philly with me in them... probably a good 50 videos/pictures floating around  :D

 

 

so there was a bunch of women there at the party watching me be good with kids and all and being a good sport about it, pretty sure it helped me get laid that night. 

[Guest The Hound]

That & everybody knows slenderman has a 16 inch long slender penis

  :D   i don't think thats why I got a beej n laid that night but oaky

[ThisIdiot]

sure....a tall skinny pasty white guy in a suit in the middle of the woods stalking kids ...I believe it

[Guest The Hound]

girls find slender man terribly sexy

I think you're on to something here because I WAS the life of that party. 

[Mini_ghost420]

I am Slenderman. if something is believed by enough people it can become real

[Mini_ghost420]

it's not our fault Slenderman tricks us into thinking we're him

[1938 Packard]

::HMM:: ?

He's along the same lineage as Li'l Slugger and Mysterious Mose.