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Phillies

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I run a reservation rape bus.

 

You see; it's actually illegal for Tribal authorities to force a citizen of the United States to appear in their court system, and United States authorities can't legally prosecute crimes occurring on a reservation unless they happened to a United States Citizen, as opposed to being committed by one.

 

So we rent a bus head out to North Dakota and Montana and shit, pick up about 20 oil men and ranchers at a time for about $500 a head, take 'em on into the reservation and let  'em rape.

 

I mean, they'd be doing it anyways; rates of rape on reservations are at about 90%.

 

Turns out I'm not the first guy to figure this out; just the first one to bring a bus.

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