MasqueradeOverture Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 The one and only true order to indoctrinate those who lack knowledge of The Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 I own multiple machetes and I've never heard of this order. Also I mowed my lawn with a machete one time when I got drunk...after I trained myself to use it like a crazy brazillian. That was fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PhilosipherStoned Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 No thx.. Pretty sure I already seen it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 I own multiple machetes and I've never heard of this order. Also I mowed my lawn with a machete one time when I got drunk...after I trained myself to use it like a crazy brazillian. That was fun. The neighbors that use to rent the house next door use to do some sort of drug and rake their cement porch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 HEy the machete is an effective lawn mower.. I don't know about raking the porch. When I was learning how to use a machete in combat there was a guy that said in Brazil they cut there grass with it and demonstrated.. no stereotypes, but this guy did have mad skills. It was probably easier for him to use a machete then a lawnmower lol.. He was a rain forest buff though and a machete was his best friend. Shit works though bro I swear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 If by "machete order" you mean "completely ignore the existence of the prequels," then yes, that is the proper order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 HEy the machete is an effective lawn mower.. I don't know about raking the porch. When I was learning how to use a machete in combat there was a guy that said in Brazil they cut there grass with it and demonstrated.. no stereotypes, but this guy did have mad skills. It was probably easier for him to use a machete then a lawnmower lol.. He was a rain forest buff though and a machete was his best friend. Shit works though bro I swear. I gotta be honest man, I feel like a lawnmower would be much easier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 HEy the machete is an effective lawn mower.. I don't know about raking the porch. That's what scythes are for, so you don't have to bend over while you're doing that. since it wants to wipe out the text with the video instead of just linking to it. I rake my porch. Leaves get stuck in the broom. You have to sweep with a broom after though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 but is it more fun? I guess that is the real question.. Also no gas required. Besides the gas you can generate from cheap and delicous burritos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 I am Rogue One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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