fuggnificent Posted April 25, 2017 Posted April 25, 2017 this is the 1st year of my life that i havent been as horny as a fertile bunny rabbit since i was 13. and men are getting on my fucking nerves.
André Toulon Posted April 25, 2017 Posted April 25, 2017 Is it menopause? I hear diabetes ruins your sex drive as well.
Skinko Posted April 25, 2017 Posted April 25, 2017 I hear diabetes ruins your sex drive as well. I dunno, man. If I woke up one day and my pee smelled like birthday cake, I'd get pretty excited about it. :fap:
André Toulon Posted April 25, 2017 Posted April 25, 2017 I dunno, man. If I woke up one day and my pee smelled like birthday cake, I'd get pretty excited about it. :fap: Would you try some.....I mean walks like a duck, quacks like a duck....That whole thing. If it smells like cake then it MUST be delicious right?
NaBarney Posted April 25, 2017 Posted April 25, 2017 Each person has a limited # of orgasms. Maybe you've run out.
Skinko Posted April 25, 2017 Posted April 25, 2017 Would you try some.....I mean walks like a duck, quacks like a duck....That whole thing. If it smells like cake then it MUST be delicious right? Oh, hell yeah, I'd try some. Not shooting it directly into my mouth or anything, but y'know, in the shower I'd get some on my hand and give it a little taste.
fuggnificent Posted April 25, 2017 Author Posted April 25, 2017 Each person has a limited # of orgasms. Maybe you've run out. You gotta be lying! Orgasms are infinite!
enad Posted April 25, 2017 Posted April 25, 2017 The correct incantation was finally read from the Necronomicon and your libido has been returned to The Pit.
fuggnificent Posted April 25, 2017 Author Posted April 25, 2017 The correct incantation was finally read from the Necronomicon and your libido has been returned to The Pit. Nnnoooooo!
enad Posted April 25, 2017 Posted April 25, 2017 Nnnoooooo! I'm kidding. Nature just doesn't see the need for any more fatherless Mcfuggets.
NaBarney Posted April 25, 2017 Posted April 25, 2017 You gotta be lying! Orgasms are infinite! You seriously didn't know that? You've probably been wasting them carelessly.
enad Posted April 25, 2017 Posted April 25, 2017 You seriously didn't know that? You've probably been wasting them carelessly. You might be mixing up your statistics. It's fresh water that is in limited supply
fuggnificent Posted April 25, 2017 Author Posted April 25, 2017 I'm kidding. Nature just doesn't see the need for any more fatherless Mcfuggets. Its impossible to be fatherless. He exists..just not anywhere nearby at the moment.
fuggnificent Posted April 25, 2017 Author Posted April 25, 2017 You seriously didn't know that? You've probably been wasting them carelessly. As if i didn't have enough to be worried about. Now im running out of orgasms...
Mini_ghost420 Posted April 25, 2017 Posted April 25, 2017 You gotta be lying! Orgasms are infinite! no is true! it's science!
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