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Spicy food vs butthole


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see ive never understood that....i eat spicy stuff all the time (comes with the territory, everything is fucking spicy here) and i never have a 'painful burning poo'....however every time i eat at subway i have explosive diarrhea

Posted

eat a ghost pepper and carolina reaper together and then get back with me on the results

 

its one thing to eat spicy foods and another thing to be just fucking stupid....just saiyan

Posted

Spicy for the sake of spicy is kind of pointless. A little heat to balance sweet, salty and sour is a good thing, but burning yourself up for the sake of burning yourself up will illicit no sympathy from me.

 

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Guest The Hound
Posted

my butthole screams whenever i eat chipotle.

Posted

i think maybe chipotle hurts your butthole because its chipotle.

 

i have to dumb down on spicy when i cook for the sake of other people, otherwise, i love it and it never has such results. however, the total of one time i ate chipotle, i had serious regret shits.

 

or maybe your body just can't handle the spice. plenty of folks who can't. you just weren't meant to i suppose....

Posted

is it that it hurts your butthole or that it hurts your tumtum?

If I eat a lot of bread I sometimes experience either constipation...or what I call "constipated diarrhea", which is when I have constipation, then after finally passing the offending constipation, a burst of diarrhea follows it

 

(looking it up it could be anything from a gluten allergy to IBS)

Posted

If I eat a lot of bread I sometimes experience either constipation...or what I call "constipated diarrhea", which is when I have constipation, then after finally passing the offending constipation, a burst of diarrhea follows it

 

(looking it up it could be anything from a gluten allergy to IBS)

 

maybe

 

could also just be that you're not getting enough of other types of food or consuming too much of it, its hard to say cuz the stuff people can digest varies so much from person to person. my niece had a very similar problem for years. so her bread intake got cut in half, increased broccoli and berries, and she is only allowed one small sugary drink a day. that basically stopped it all together.

Guest The Hound
Posted

I mean like.

 

It's not that it's a horrifying feeling.

 

It's basically just like..

 

a burning butthole.

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