Kagome-san101 Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Put some people to sleep, and wake up others? This is an actual genuine question that I'm curious about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 I have no idea, I just know if you want me to like clean the house or something and I'm being lazy... sexy time fixes that > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Because it's tiring and it's loud so people wake up after hearing it and sleep after its over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 15, 2017 Author Share Posted April 15, 2017 I have no idea, I just know if you want me to like clean the house or something and I'm being lazy... sexy time fixes that > Do you get really productive after sexy time too?! I get so antsy like I need to be doing something! Even though my legs are jello > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 15, 2017 Author Share Posted April 15, 2017 Because it's tiring and it's loud so people wake up after hearing it and sleep after its over It's I don't get off, I'm tired! If I DO my mind is like "LETS THINK ABOUT THE ORIGIN OF TOE NAILS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 What's sexy time? Do I need to know this term so I don't seem inexperienced tomorrow? Not that I am... How the heck am I going to be less experienced than a 17 year old hah that's laughable, I'm no virgin, but yes please clarify what you mean by sexy time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Do you get really productive after sexy time too?! I get so antsy like I need to be doing something! Even though my legs are jello > I have legit cleaned out basements after sex that's why I love wake-up sex... because I suck at waking up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 15, 2017 Author Share Posted April 15, 2017 You, my dear, win because steve Martin is tops <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 15, 2017 Author Share Posted April 15, 2017 What's sexy time? Do I need to know this term so I don't seem inexperienced tomorrow? Not that I am... How the heck am I going to be less experienced than a 17 year old hah that's laughable, I'm no virgin, but yes please clarify what you mean by sexy time. Sexy time: v. Intercourse, coitus, making sweet sweet love, bumping uglies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 15, 2017 Author Share Posted April 15, 2017 I have legit cleaned out basements after sex that's why I love wake-up sex... because I suck at waking up! That's brilliant! Wake up sex is the best sex because you star the day out right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Sexy time: v. Intercourse, coitus, making sweet sweet love, bumping uglies. *takes notes* Not sure if I'll use it tomorrow. I need to come up with something hip and cool to say although I really shouldn't sleep with her even though she's throwing herself at me. We'll probably just hit up Coney Island or something and get some cool food haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 It's I don't get off, I'm tired! If I DO my mind is like "LETS THINK ABOUT THE ORIGIN OF TOE NAILS" What came first the toe nail or the finger nail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 15, 2017 Author Share Posted April 15, 2017 *takes notes* Not sure if I'll use it tomorrow. I need to come up with something hip and cool to say although I really shouldn't sleep with her even though she's throwing herself at me. We'll probably just hit up Coney Island or something and get some cool food haha. I think Children refer to it as "Netflix and chill" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 15, 2017 Author Share Posted April 15, 2017 What came first the toe nail or the finger nail See this is the difficult part! I think toenails, because legs were first, right? Or were arms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 for me it just depends on the time of day O0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Well she's a young adult, but we can't really Netflix and Chill because her parents will be home, so we have to do something in the open world. She asked me over the phone if she could come over my house, and I said, "Yeah, no prob", but the thing is that if I drive to her fancy little neighborhood in Brooklyn, pick her up, and bring her across the NY-NJ state line, I believe I'll be violating the "Mann Act" and I think I'd be charged with something heavy, however if we stay in NY, since she's a few weeks shy of 17, I really better just make sure my clothes stay on, whereas they can come off in NJ. Yeah this is a slippery fuckn slope lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 15, 2017 Author Share Posted April 15, 2017 for me it just depends on the time of day O0 Which is which?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 15, 2017 Author Share Posted April 15, 2017 Well she's a young adult, but we can't really Netflix and Chill because her parents will be home, so we have to do something in the open world. She asked me over the phone if she could come over my house, and I said, "Yeah, no prob", but the thing is that if I drive to her fancy little neighborhood in Brooklyn, pick her up, and bring her across the NY-NJ state line, I believe I'll be violating the "Mann Act" and I think I'd be charged with something heavy, however if we stay in NY, since she's a few weeks shy of 17, I really better just make sure my clothes stay on, whereas they can come off in NJ. Yeah this is a slippery fuckn slope lol. You wouldn't have that problem if you dated people your age :L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Which is which?? right after i wake up i feel like im bursting with energy. and if its getting close to sleep, i will sleep after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 That's brilliant! Wake up sex is the best sex because you star the day out right! Fuck yeah! Who needs coffee?! Well I probably still do BUT STILL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeurocideVibekillah Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Put some people to sleep, and wake up others? This is an actual genuine question that I'm curious about Depends on the time of day, nutrient level, position of the sun from the moon, how tall my grass is, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilsergE Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Google it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Just don't lay down after get up and start moving and you'll be fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 What a conundrum of fuckery. I generally am not tired at all when i have sex. I can go about 6 or so more times. I am always horny and the minute i'm turned on i go on overload. I have to spend the excess energy to go to a normal state of horny. I'm a fuckin spida monkey, Bobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Endorphin and adrenaline release affect people differently. Depending upon your original mood, one or the other are released more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Idk Kagome san, I just make love to my pillow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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