OMG Why are his hands so soft?!

[Vamped]

I'm legit creeped out.

 

His hands are like soft baby butts ... or baby legs  :::

[Ginguy]

He doesn't do any kind of labor.

 

 

 

Or, creepy Zeni-esque stalker.

 

[Houdini Splicer]

There seems to be vital information missing here.

[mochi]

I'm legit creeped out.

 

His hands are like soft baby butts ... or baby legs  :::

VAIT FOR ME, I HAVE ZE LITTTLE BABY LEGS!

[Kudasai]

Good lotion

[Kagome-san101]

I'm legit creeped out.

 

His hands are like soft baby butts ... or baby legs  :::

 

well semen apparently is a great moisturizer/firming agent

 

 

ALSO fun fact! semen can also be used as invisible ink!

[Zenigundam]

I'm legit creeped out.

 

His hands are like soft baby butts ... or baby legs  :::

 

Don't be, that's just how my hands are.  :

[nameraka]

murder leaves no calluses.

[Vamped]

He doesn't do any kind of labor.

 

 

 

Or, creepy Zeni-esque stalker.

 

I'm a little mad. He told me I had working girl hands .... so I dunno if that means a life of doing hard labor .... or if I have the hands of a prostitute 

[Vamped]

Good lotion

 

pfft jergens doesn't make baby butts

[Vamped]

well semen apparently is a great moisturizer/firming agent

 

 

ALSO fun fact! semen can also be used as invisible ink!

 

whut

 

I'm not a big fan of semen. I guess I'll end up with saggy old people skin

 

 

 

[StarPanda]

It's because he faps regularly

[Vamped]

It's because he faps regularly

Im probably never going back there again

[StarPanda]

That's the secret to soft hands

[Hidden]

dove soap.

[MegaNaraku]

"I believe in taking care of myself."