Vamped Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 I'm legit creeped out. His hands are like soft baby butts ... or baby legs ::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 He doesn't do any kind of labor. Or, creepy Zeni-esque stalker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 There seems to be vital information missing here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 I'm legit creeped out. His hands are like soft baby butts ... or baby legs ::: VAIT FOR ME, I HAVE ZE LITTTLE BABY LEGS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Good lotion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 I'm legit creeped out. His hands are like soft baby butts ... or baby legs ::: well semen apparently is a great moisturizer/firming agent ALSO fun fact! semen can also be used as invisible ink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 I'm legit creeped out. His hands are like soft baby butts ... or baby legs ::: Don't be, that's just how my hands are. : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 murder leaves no calluses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 14, 2017 Author Share Posted April 14, 2017 He doesn't do any kind of labor. Or, creepy Zeni-esque stalker. I'm a little mad. He told me I had working girl hands .... so I dunno if that means a life of doing hard labor .... or if I have the hands of a prostitute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 14, 2017 Author Share Posted April 14, 2017 Good lotion pfft jergens doesn't make baby butts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 14, 2017 Author Share Posted April 14, 2017 well semen apparently is a great moisturizer/firming agent ALSO fun fact! semen can also be used as invisible ink! whut I'm not a big fan of semen. I guess I'll end up with saggy old people skin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 It's because he faps regularly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 14, 2017 Author Share Posted April 14, 2017 It's because he faps regularly Im probably never going back there again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 That's the secret to soft hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidden Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 dove soap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaNaraku Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 "I believe in taking care of myself." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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