[classic swim] Posted July 10 Posted July 10 You’re not going 3 miles in 50 minutes you white trash eskimo looking motherfucker. 1 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 (edited) 4 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: You’re not going 3 miles in 50 minutes you white trash eskimo looking motherfucker. The Hell I'm not. If you learn how to walk and use your watch, you might find out your own pace. Mine is a little bit under twenty minutes to a mile. Edited July 10 by The Evil Dr. Longshadow Quote
discolé monade Posted July 10 Posted July 10 19 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Think what you like. It's quite possible on a thirty two inch inseam. you literally reach up your own ass, scratch a couple polyps on the way, grap what ever you can , yank it out, and toss it on here like chimpanzees in a free for all... lmao..you are so fucking silly. what a gooch. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted July 10 Posted July 10 5 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: You’re not going 3 miles in 50 minutes you white trash eskimo looking motherfucker. now now skeeter....it can be done... i seent it. 4 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 1 minute ago, discolé monade said: you literally reach up your own ass, scratch a couple polyps on the way, grap what ever you can , yank it out, and toss it on here like chimpanzees in a free for all... lmao..you are so fucking silly. what a gooch. Do you honestly believe that pace is unattainable? Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 Just now, discolé monade said: now now skeeter....it can be done... i seent it. So, you're going to listen to Scoob, who suddenly claims to be seven feet tall. Good job. Quote
André Toulon Posted July 10 Posted July 10 Crackheads will say anything...gotta watch the finesse 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted July 10 Posted July 10 Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Do you honestly believe that pace is unattainable? i wouldn't know about your pace walking. i didn't say it couldn't be done. in fact...i know a little crackhead like you can make it in under 30... i know people like you don't wake up and go "i don't have any money today...no crack for me". you boogy woogy boogy like 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted July 10 Posted July 10 2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: So, you're going to listen to Scoob, who suddenly claims to be seven feet tall. Good job. you fucking dumbfuck... i said i can be done. you are too stupid for your own good.... 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 1 minute ago, André Toulon said: Crackheads will say anything...gotta watch the finesse That explains Scoob claiming to be seven feet tall. Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 3 minutes ago, discolé monade said: i wouldn't know about your pace walking. i didn't say it couldn't be done. in fact...i know a little crackhead like you can make it in under 30... i know people like you don't wake up and go "i don't have any money today...no crack for me". you boogy woogy boogy like Since when am I ever using crack? Coffee is way better. It doesn't make zombies out of people. Quote
Insipid Posted July 10 Posted July 10 1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: That explains Scoob claiming to be seven feet tall. Scoob says he is one third taller than you and you claim he is 7 feet. 12 inches in a foot. 7 feet x 12 inches equals 84 inches. 84 inches time 0.66666666 equals 56 inches. 56 divided by 12 inches equals 4 feet remainder 8 inches. 4 ft 8 inches 😱 Is my basic arithmetic wrong? Or are you wrong? I think I am wrong. Show me where I went wrong. 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 Just now, Insipid said: Scoob says he is one third taller than you and you claim he is 7 feet. 12 inches in a foot. 7 feet x 12 inches equals 84 inches. 84 inches time 0.66666666 equals 56 inches. 56 divided by 12 inches equals 4 feet remainder 8 inches. 4 ft 8 inches 😱 Is my basic arithmetic wrong? Or are you wrong? I think I am wrong. Show me where I went wrong. So, claiming to be a third taller than I am without knowing how tall I am. Quote
Insipid Posted July 10 Posted July 10 1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: So, claiming to be a third taller than I am without knowing how tall I am. You made the claim that scoob is seven feet tall. Are you 4 ft 8 inches OR was your math wrong? No other options, bud. 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 1 minute ago, Insipid said: You made the claim that scoob is seven feet tall. Are you 4 ft 8 inches OR was your math wrong? No other options, bud. Taller than 4'8, Mack. Quote
Insipid Posted July 10 Posted July 10 Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Taller than 4'8, Mack. So your math was wrong. 😱 2 Quote
André Toulon Posted July 10 Posted July 10 14 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: That explains Scoob claiming to be seven feet tall. Nah, scoob wouldn't even eat a gummy with me. But you have heavy crackheads energy. Collecting "lost" goods to sell, evading proper channels of commerce to acquire your crack, lack of normal human senses, persistent rambling on several subjects with no knowledge of any of them. S tier crackhead activites 2 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 Just now, Insipid said: So your math was wrong. 😱 No, you're just not guessing my height correctly. If I were 4'8. It might be normal for somebody to be a third taller. At my actual height, the same person could find a career in pro basketball. 2 Quote
André Toulon Posted July 10 Posted July 10 (edited) 19 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Since when am I ever using crack? Coffee is way better. It doesn't make zombies out of people. On 7/9/2025 at 8:10 AM, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Sort them out, if you wish. Crackhead is a blanket term to cover the lot. You got flakka zombies, krokodil shooters, speed freaks, and even something called "bath salts". The result is always the same. These are your claims....you dont get to conveniently excuse your choice of drugs when crackhead is used as a "blanket" term. Now enjoy your drugs you goddamned hype fiend. Edited July 10 by André Toulon 1 3 Quote
André Toulon Posted July 10 Posted July 10 9 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Taller than 4'8, Mack. I call bullshit 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted July 10 Posted July 10 ^^^ That’s who can apparently go 3 miles in 50 minutes... and also missed out on a professional basketball career. The douchiest pathological liar. 4 Quote
Insipid Posted July 10 Posted July 10 8 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: No, you're just not guessing my height correctly. If I were 4'8. It might be normal for somebody to be a third taller. At my actual height, the same person could find a career in pro basketball. I didn't guess your height. I used verifiable math to arrive to my conclusion based on your claim of scoob being seven feet. Show your work. 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 15 minutes ago, André Toulon said: These are your claims....you dont get to conveniently excuse your choice of drugs when crackhead is used as a "blanket" term. Now enjoy your drugs you goddamned hype fiend. Coffee is not a narcotic, nor is it being sold in the U.S. as contraband and it does not turn people into zombies. So, trying to lump it in with crack isn't any different from trying the same with orange juice. Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 12 minutes ago, Insipid said: I didn't guess your height. I used verifiable math to arrive to my conclusion based on your claim of scoob being seven feet. Show your work. Math isn't any good when you're making up the figures to put into it. You have no basis of actual figures for it. Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 19 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: ^^^ That’s who can apparently go 3 miles in 50 minutes... and also missed out on a professional basketball career. The douchiest pathological liar. Just under twenty minutes to a mile. Quote
Insipid Posted July 10 Posted July 10 (edited) 4 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Math isn't any good when you're making up the figures to put into it. You have no basis of actual figures for it. Ok, point out what figures were wrong. I showed you all of my work. There is a way to get a higher answer, by the way. I will genuinely be surprised if you can do it, but you will just speak out your ass. It involves algebra, still at a basic level, but beyond the arithmetic I showed. Edited July 10 by Insipid Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 23 minutes ago, André Toulon said: I call bullshit How does that show my height? 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Insipid said: Ok, point out what figures were wrong. I showed you all of my work. There is a way to get a higher answer, by the way. I will genuinely be surprised if you can do it, but you will just speak out your ass. Your figures are wrong because you pulled 4'8" out of your ass instead of using my actual height for your supposed math. Edited July 10 by The Evil Dr. Longshadow Quote
scoobdog Posted July 10 Posted July 10 1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Scoob isn't seven feet tall. And you’re not 6’ tall. Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 5 minutes ago, Insipid said: Ok, point out what figures were wrong. I showed you all of my work. There is a way to get a higher answer, by the way. I will genuinely be surprised if you can do it, but you will just speak out your ass. The wrong figure here is your patently false assumption that I'm 4'8". Quote
Insipid Posted July 10 Posted July 10 4 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Your figures are wrong because you pulled 4'8" out of your ass instead of using my actual height for your supposed math. That's not called pulling numbers out one's ass. I showed you how I arrived at my conclusion. I know you aren't that short. Looks like one is severely lacking quantitative reasoning, what a shocker. 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 Just now, scoobdog said: And you’re not 6’ tall. I'm shorter than six feet and taller than 4'8". Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 1 minute ago, Insipid said: That's not called pulling numbers out one's ass. I showed you how I arrived at my conclusion. I know you aren't that short. Looks like one is severely lacking quantitative reasoning, what a shocker. Then, you just simply don't know my height at all and none of your supposed math can help you guess at it. Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 10 Posted July 10 A caffeine and nicotine crackhead denying his drugs of choice are drugs at all is peak crackhead mentality 4 Quote
scoobdog Posted July 10 Posted July 10 17 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Coffee is not a narcotic, nor is it being sold in the U.S. as contraband and it does not turn people into zombies. So, trying to lump it in with crack isn't any different from trying the same with orange juice. Your cigs are so you’re a crackhead for smoking contraband cigarettes. 4 Quote
scoobdog Posted July 10 Posted July 10 3 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: I'm shorter than six feet and taller than 4'8". Don’t look like it to me. Say, why don’t you mark a doorframe with your height and take a picture? 2 2 Quote
Insipid Posted July 10 Posted July 10 9 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Then, you just simply don't know my height at all and none of your supposed math can help you guess at it. Math isn't magic. I am just working with what was stated in this thread. No, I don't know your height, but that wasn't the point. Anyway, 1.3333x equals 7 feet 7 feet divided by 1.333 equals 5.25 feet, which is 5 feet 3 inches. I would not be surprised if that is your actual height, but again, not the point. 3 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Insipid said: Math isn't magic. I am just working with what was stated in this thread. No, I don't know your height, but that wasn't the point. Anyway, 1.3333x equals 7 feet 7 feet divided by 1.333 equals 5.25 feet, which is 5 feet 3 inches. I would not be surprised if that is your actual height, but again, not the point. So, where did the "1.3333x" originate? Anyway, I'm 67 inches tall, which is about the same as Dog the Bounty Hunter. Edited July 10 by The Evil Dr. Longshadow 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 10 Posted July 10 Yeah, yeah, right, ofc, the well known and often recorded Atlantic City summer tornado happens all the time 🙃 4 Quote
André Toulon Posted July 10 Posted July 10 24 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Coffee is not a narcotic, nor is it being sold in the U.S. as contraband and it does not turn people into zombies. So, trying to lump it in with crack isn't any different from trying the same with orange juice. I'll play your game. We'll just sit nicotine over there, like it doesnt exist. We'll also bypass the assertion that crackheads are all zombies, because I dare you to find an individual with more energy. A drug is a substance when introduced to the body causes a psychological effect. Your coffee is a legal drug, but not one required for you to live, thereby making it a recreational drug. Some drugs are classified as stimulants....that includes cocaine (the main ingredient in crack) and coffee. So its not lumping in...its literally a stimulant drug, the same as crack. You using coffee is exactly the same as someone smoking crack in the vein that you enjoy using recreational stimulants to get high. Crackhead. I'm going to add an image before you try to change the definition of stimulants to fit your goofy narrative 1 Quote
Insipid Posted July 10 Posted July 10 4 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: So, where did the "1.3333x" originate? .33333 is one third. Scoob claimed he is a third taller. 1.33333 is the coefficient and we are trying to solve for x. When you multiply x by 1.3333, it is equal to seven feet, your claim As I said, I only used what was provided in this thread. Yes, I am being pedantic but idgaf. Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Insipid said: .33333 is one third. Scoob claimed he is a third taller. 1.33333 is the coefficient and we are trying to solve for x. When you multiply x by 1.3333, it is equal to seven feet, your claim As I said, I only used what was provided in this thread. Yes, I am being pedantic but idgaf. So, what is one third of 67 inches? What happens when you add one third of 67 to 67? Scoob claims to be one third taller than 67 inches. Edited July 10 by The Evil Dr. Longshadow Quote
André Toulon Posted July 10 Posted July 10 Golden Grip Gums Goddess want to give Dog some throat so badly. "We're the same height so you can jam things in my ass while I gobble your nonnie gonnies" ....Look, I'm not Classic swim, I'm kinda new at this. 5 Quote
Insipid Posted July 10 Posted July 10 3 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: So, what is one third of 67 inches? What happens when you add one third of 67 to 67? 1.333 times 67 would be over 7 feet. You can the show the work yourself if you want this to mean it proves your point. Quote
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