Good shopping, today

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, [classic swim] said:

Yes I fuckin did.

So, qoute it for me.

[[classic swim]]

1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

At my actual height, the same person could find a career in pro basketball.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

12 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

 

now...it could be an m14...but that would be a loss to you in about an inch or 2. 

The gun in question is not any sort of rifle at all.

[1pooh4u]

4 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Did you know that beverages that contain alcohol are often referred to as, hard drinks?

Lol that ain’t got shit to do with nothing about coffee being a soft drink 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

6 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

The "SAME PERSON" being the  person who claimed to be one third taller than I am.  In other words, that portion referrs to Scoob, not me.

Now, go back to class for your English lesson before Miss Trunchbull finds out you're in here.

Edited Thursday at 10:33 PM by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

Lol that ain’t got shit to do with nothing about coffee being a soft drink 

Okay, so every experiencef bartender I ever met is wrong on the subject and your funny little essays from people who didn't spend three decades working along with bartenders are right every time. 

Got it.

[[classic swim]]

You got caught in a lie and then got embarrassed before saying even more retarded shit unprovoked.

For all the screwed up kids in the 20th Century that were sent to the funny farm to drink crow water and be tied up to radiators... you should’ve been one of them.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, [classic swim] said:

You got caught in a lie and then got embarrassed before saying even more retarded shit unprovoked.

For all the screwed up kids in the 20th Century that were sent to the funny farm to drink crow water and be tied up to radiators... you should’ve been one of them.

Except, there's no lie there.

Scoob would have had a career in basketball, in comparison to my height.

Calling your own inability to grasp English does not make me a liar.

[[classic swim]]

Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Except, there's no lie there.

Scoob would have had a career in basketball, in comparison to my height.

Calling your own inability to grasp English does not make me a liar.

The inability to grasp the New American Book of Truncated English? You’re a fucking joke. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, [classic swim] said:

The inability to grasp the New American Book of Truncated English? You’re a fucking joke. 

There's nothing else to call this new age torturing of the English language.

[[classic swim]]

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, [classic swim] said:

Seen that.  It's what a crackpot casino department head likes to inhale from anybody in senior management who might be in a position to give him a raise or a promotion.

[naraku360]

7 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Seen that.

Obviously.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

7 minutes ago, naraku360 said:

Obviously.

That's the core nature of every crackpot casino department head.

[naraku360]

Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

That's the core nature of every single one of my fetishes.

Tmi.

[[classic swim]]

It’s very fortunate he can’t drive.

Packard would guaranteed get a job as a bus driver just to sniff all the seats.

[1pooh4u]

38 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Okay, so every experiencef bartender I ever met is wrong on the subject and your funny little essays from people who didn't spend three decades working along with bartenders are right every time. 

Got it.

What essays on coffee not being a soft drink did I post. 
I understand. I get it you’re tired of losing all the time. We beat every iteration of you on these many boards and have for over 2 decades so you must pretend you were talking about something else. 
only thing I posted was that caffeine and nicotine are drugs and the definition of coffee vs soft drinks 

the rest of the shit you’re saying didn’t happen 

btw I worked as a bartender for many years and my brother is one and has been for decades so I know what I’m talking about 

no bartender in any universe calls coffee a soft drink 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

5 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

What essays on coffee not being a soft drink did I post. 
I understand. I get it you’re tired of losing all the time. We beat every iteration of you on these many boards and have for over 2 decades so you must pretend you were talking about something else. 
only thing I posted was that caffeine and nicotine are drugs and the definition of coffee vs soft drinks 

the rest of the shit you’re saying didn’t happen 

btw I worked as a bartender for many years and my brother is one and has been for decades so I know what I’m talking about 

no bartender in any universe calls coffee a soft drink 

Caffeine is a drug like lemon balm is a drug.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

6 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

What essays on coffee not being a soft drink did I post. 
I understand. I get it you’re tired of losing all the time. We beat every iteration of you on these many boards and have for over 2 decades so you must pretend you were talking about something else. 
only thing I posted was that caffeine and nicotine are drugs and the definition of coffee vs soft drinks 

the rest of the shit you’re saying didn’t happen 

btw I worked as a bartender for many years and my brother is one and has been for decades so I know what I’m talking about 

no bartender in any universe calls coffee a soft drink 

They do when it's inventory time.

 

How much of this or that was served during the shift and how much of each does the porter have to replace?

[1pooh4u]

24 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

They do when it's inventory time.

 

How much of this or that was served during the shift and how much of each does the porter have to replace?

That has nothing to do with coffee being a soft drink or calling beverages with alcohol hard drinks. Nothing you say makes coffee a soft drink.  Mocktails aren’t soft drinks either although they may contain them. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

11 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

That has nothing to do with coffee being a soft drink or calling beverages with alcohol hard drinks. Nothing you say makes coffee a soft drink.  Mocktails aren’t soft drinks either although they may contain them. 

I'm going to stay old school and call a duck a duck. 

Soft drink is any beverage you can name that doesn't include alcohol.

 

Now, excuse me while I go and guzzle some lemon balm.  Yes, another soft drink.

Edited yesterday at 12:00 AM by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[Insipid]

3 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I'm going to stay old school and call a duck a duck. 

Soft drink is any beverage you can name that doesn't include alcohol.

 

Now, excuse me while I go and guzzle some lemon balm.  Yes, another soft drink.

According to ChatGPT, soft drink referring to any nonalcoholic drink hasn't been common in American English since the 19th century. By the turn of the 20th century, and the rise of drinks like Coca Cola, soft drink specifically meant flavored carbonated drinks.

So this is so outdated to the point of being archaic.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Just now, Insipid said:

According to ChatGPT, soft drink referring to any nonalcoholic drink hasn't been common in American English since the 19th century. By the turn of the 20th century, and the rise of drinks like Coca Cola, soft drink specifically meant flavored carbonated drinks.

So this is so outdated to the point of being archaic.

AKA The American Book of Truncated English or whatever the fuck he said.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, Insipid said:

According to ChatGPT, soft drink referring to any nonalcoholic drink hasn't been common in American English since the 19th century. By the turn of the 20th century, and the rise of drinks like Coca Cola, soft drink specifically meant flavored carbonated drinks.

So this is so outdated to the point of being archaic.

All except when local government requlations REQUIRE that soft drinks and hard drinks are to be listed in separate columns during the post shift inventory count.  Is it coffee without the Wild Turkey in it?  Soft drink.  Is it coffee to which Wild Turkey has been added?  Hard drink.

[Insipid]

23 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

All except when local government requlations REQUIRE that soft drinks and hard drinks are to be listed in separate columns during the post shift inventory count.  Is it coffee without the Wild Turkey in it?  Soft drink.  Is it coffee to which Wild Turkey has been added?  Hard drink.

So I looked this up and government regulations with soft drinks brought up things like the soda tax in NYC. In the case you stated, I'm pretty sure they'd just label it alcoholic and nonalcoholic.

I think this is just your weird way of showing off about knowing an etymological factoid, why they're called hard and soft drinks. You havr history of doing such things.

[1pooh4u]

1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Caffeine is a drug like lemon balm is a drug.

So you’re saying you’re addicted to lemon balm too?  

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, 1pooh4u said:

So you’re saying you’re addicted to lemon balm too?  

Just like anybody who drinks water is addicted to dihydrogen monoxide, I guess.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Just like anybody who drinks water is addicted to dihydrogen monoxide, I guess.

I mean, if you think about it, aren't we all addicted to dihydrogen monoxide? 

[1pooh4u]

4 minutes ago, Insipid said:

So I looked this up and government regulations with soft drinks brought up things like the soda tax in NYC. In the case you stated, I'm pretty sure they'd just label it alcoholic and nonalcoholic.

I think this is just your weird way of showing off about knowing an etymological factoid, why they're called hard and soft drinks. You havr history of doing such things.

But he’s wrong. Listing things on an inventory as hard drinks or soft drinks isn’t a thing and if it were it has nothing to do with coffee being considered a softdrink. It’s not

 

30 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

All except when local government requlations REQUIRE that soft drinks and hard drinks are to be listed in separate columns during the post shift inventory count.  Is it coffee without the Wild Turkey in it?  Soft drink.  Is it coffee to which Wild Turkey has been added?  Hard drink.

Stop making shit up just because you lost the argument 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I mean, if you think about it, aren't we all addicted to dihydrogen monoxide? 

Hopelessly so.

[1pooh4u]

2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Just like anybody who drinks water is addicted to dihydrogen monoxide, I guess.

Eww your truncated English is a disgusting thing to behold 

[naraku360]

Bagging this

35 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Wild Turkey

 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

But he’s wrong. Listing things on an inventory as hard drinks or soft drinks isn’t a thing and if it were it has nothing to do with coffee being considered a softdrink. It’s not

 

Stop making shit up just because you lost the argument 

Otaaaay....

See, folks?  THAT'S why they are 

On... a... separate... list at those casino bars.

[1pooh4u]

2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Otaaaay....

See, folks?  THAT'S why they are 

On... a... separate... list at those casino bars.

What lists are you talking about. Show me the lists that aren’t just menus separating alcoholic beverages, soft drinks and non alcoholic beverages 

[1pooh4u]

Show me the actual inventory list of a casino bar and the regulations stating they have to do a post count daily inventory of alcohol sold and soft drinks sold. Show me now. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, 1pooh4u said:

What lists are you talking about. Show me the lists that aren’t just menus separating alcoholic beverages, soft drinks and non alcoholic beverages 

Those are the inventory lists, prepared by the bartenders, post shift, not publications to which the patrons have access.  It's done this way because the regulators in charge of alcohol don't want to wade through seven hundred pages of Pepsi, coffee, virgin marys, etc. when they only want the last three or four months of alcohol transactions.

[1pooh4u]

Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Those are the inventory lists, prepared by the bartenders, post shift, not publications to which the patrons have access.  It's done this way because the regulators in charge of alcohol don't want to wade through seven hundred pages of Pepsi, coffee, virgin marys, etc. when they only want the last three or four months of alcohol transactions.

Show me the lists I want to see the lists and the written regulations for NJ saying they gotta do the bullshit you say. Show me the lists and regulations 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, 1pooh4u said:

Show me the lists I want to see the lists and the written regulations for NJ saying they gotta do the bullshit you say. Show me the lists and regulations 

I'm no longer an employee of any casino, I'm no longer in any contact with the bartenders and therefore no longer have any access to the documents you're asking for.

Now, I GAVE you the reason.

You're only arguing now that a handbook can be quoted on the subject while you deliberately ignore the final EFFECT of the same handbook.

[1pooh4u]

Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I'm no longer an employee of any casino, I'm no longer in any contact with the bartenders and therefore no longer have any access to the documents you're asking for.

Now, I GAVE you the reason.

You're only arguing now that a handbook can be quoted on the subject while you deliberately ignore the final EFFECT of the same handbook.

Nonsense I want to see the lists and regulations. Not the words of some truncated English speaking pile of wtf 

[1pooh4u]

What?!? They got rules and regulations but the state never even wrote it down? 
 

show me the lists

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, 1pooh4u said:

Nonsense I want to see the lists and regulations. Not the words of some truncated English speaking pile of wtf 

Pooh doesn't understand the relations of cause and effect...

That explains all else about any subject to which Pooh claims a deep seated knowlege from eleven billion years of hanging out with people who under no circumstances ever knew the outside of academia.

[naraku360]

Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Pooh doesn't understand the relations of cause and effect...

That explains all else about any subject to which Pooh claims a deep seated knowlege from eleven billion years of hanging out with people who under no circumstances ever knew the outside of academia.

Show the state regulations.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, naraku360 said:

Show the state regulations.

The regs have been posted already and I'm just giving you the effect or outcome of those very same regs.

 

I'm talking to YOU!  PSST... Regulating behavior changes the behavior...

[1pooh4u]

2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Pooh doesn't understand the relations of cause and effect...

That explains all else about any subject to which Pooh claims a deep seated knowlege from eleven billion years of hanging out with people who under no circumstances ever knew the outside of academia.

You just make shit up when you approach the all is lost moment.  
Packard doesn’t understand that everything is on the internet. Not just “academia” and regulations aren’t regulations if they aren’t written down. 
 

show me the state regulations and the lists you’re talking about that must be made or they don’t exist. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

9 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

You just make shit up when you approach the all is lost moment.  
Packard doesn’t understand that everything is on the internet. Not just “academia” and regulations aren’t regulations if they aren’t written down. 
 

show me the state regulations and the lists you’re talking about that must be made or they don’t exist. 

They ARE written down.  That's what is ALREADY POSTED here!

Look, when the regs say that alcohol is what the regulatory authorities are interested in and NOT the soft drinks, how much sense does it make to keep them ALL in ONE single list?  

The regulators DO NOT want to read ANYTHING about how many Coke and Grenadine concoctions were served when ALCOHOL is what they are there to track and control.

Edited yesterday at 01:20 AM by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[1pooh4u]

Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

They ARE written down.  That's what is ALREADY POSTED here!

Look, when the regs say that alcohol is what the regulatory authorities are interested in and NOT the soft drinks, how much sense does it make to keep them ALL in ONE single list?  

The regulators DO NOT want to read ANYTHING about how many Coke and Grenadine concoctions were served when ALCOHOL is what they are there to track and control.

I don’t see them. Post them again. Post the regs post the list or its all nonsense from a pseudo intellectual who can’t stand to lose an argument. 

[1pooh4u]

You said by law they have to write a separate inventory list. Show me those lists show me the regulations that say that. 

[discolé monade]

well....let me add my fucking 3 cent

if it's not a rifle, then what are you holding? 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

21 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

You said by law they have to write a separate inventory list. Show me those lists show me the regulations that say that. 

The old pick the nit to ignore what the LAW ends up causing.  

As I SAID already... I DON'T WORK THERE anymore.  You're asking me to go into an area where I am NOT AUTHORIZED and commandeer a document for your amusement.

 

Cause and effect more simplified and dumbed down to its lowest common denominator for you:  

Reg:  Outside beverages and backpacks are NOT permitted at the Cumberland County Fair Grounds.

Effect:  I carry a small handbag and keep packets of instant coffee powder in my shirt pocket.

Since the effect is the ONLY sensible way for me to carry the things I buy there and ensure my beverage of choice at a reasonable price, I am EFFECTIVELY REQUIRED to do so.

Edited yesterday at 01:45 AM by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

10 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

well....let me add my fucking 3 cent

if it's not a rifle, then what are you holding? 

A very old bolt action shotgun, twelve gauge, missing the clip.  We just loaded one round at a time in it.  No, I did not read the make or model number.

Edited yesterday at 01:39 AM by The Evil Dr. Longshadow