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Got a troubled strip mall.  More than half the stores are vacant.  The lot is littered with dirty needles and broken liquor bottles.  The food store is reported to be understocked and too small.

The city has spent $200k, just to "study" ways to improve and revitalize it.  

There's nothing to study.  Just look at it.  Walk though it.  Observe it.  Ask what's going on there that isn't happening at the more successful strip malls out of town.

Got it, yet?  Just kick all the drunks, druggies, pushers, shoplifters, panhandlers, vandals and prostitutes out of the area.  Problen solved.

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I refuse to believe in 2025 anyone is spending money to revitalize a failing stripmall.

This reeks of one of your made up scenarios, formulated from nicotine and spite, just to prove a point that no one is arguing or cares about.

 

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5 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I refuse to believe in 2025 anyone is spending money to revitalize a failing stripmall.

This reeks of one of your made up scenarios, formulated from nicotine and spite, just to prove a point that no one is arguing or cares about.

 

https://njcrda.com/news/public-hearing-notice-crda-renaissance-plaza-revitalization-project-may-28-at-10-am/

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1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Yeah... it's all fun and games until this sort of waste and fraud bankrupts your town and you can't afford your housing anymore.

We've gone over this, but sure... let's pretend you and I are in the same living situation. 

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Just now, [classic swim] said:

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A’HYUCK H’YUCK I’m sick of the panhandlers and the whores takin’ the business away from Bed Bath & Beyond!

Bed, Bath and Beyond was never in there.  Those people are not competing with any store there.  They're deterring any legimate customers from shopping there at all.

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3 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Bed, Bath and Beyond was never in there.  Those people are not competing with any store there.  They're deterring any legimate customers from shopping there at all.

Is that where your guy with the bootleg cigs operates

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2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

He has never even seen that place.  Wrong end of town.

You do know other people aren't isolated to the jitney route, right.

By your logic, you've never seen California and just negated all of your arguments against it

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20 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

You do know other people aren't isolated to the jitney route, right.

By your logic, you've never seen California and just negated all of your arguments against it

What's the Jitney got to do with any of this?

 

He's not a resident of this state, does not ride Jitneys and never goes anywhere near the Plaza.

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3 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Got a troubled strip mall.  More than half the stores are vacant.  The lot is littered with dirty needles and broken liquor bottles.  The food store is reported to be understocked and too small.

The city has spent $200k, just to "study" ways to improve and revitalize it.  

There's nothing to study.  Just look at it.  Walk though it.  Observe it.  Ask what's going on there that isn't happening at the more successful strip malls out of town.

Got it, yet?  Just kick all the drunks, druggies, pushers, shoplifters, panhandlers, vandals and prostitutes out of the area.  Problen solved.

You dumb, lady.

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12 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I told you already, he's not even a resident of this state.

You also told me he was on the wrong end of town... that's you that keeps changing the narrative.

You're not a resident of Japan but know all about their future fire safety plans....make it make sense.

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2 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

You also told me he was on the wrong end of town... that's you that keeps changing the narrative.

You're not a resident of Japan but know all about their future fire safety plans....make it make sense.

The PLAZA is on the wrong side of town.

 

HE does NOT go there!

 

He operates in the Ductown section exclusively, no place even close to the Plaza, ever, under any circumstances.

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3 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

The PLAZA is on the wrong side of town.

 

HE does NOT go there!

 

He operates in the Ductown section exclusively, no place even close to the Plaza, ever, under any circumstances.

Are you his wife, why do you think you know every move a criminal makes. Being an accessory doesnt mean you're privy to his entire life.

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12 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Are you his wife, why do you think you know every move a criminal makes. Being an accessory doesnt mean you're privy to his entire life.

God you're dense.

You think this is some 1930's gangster movie?  

He talks and I listen.  That's how I got to know his habits over the last fifteen years.

 

 

 

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43 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

God you're dense.

You think this is some 1930's gangster movie?  

He talks and I listen.  That's how I got to know his habits over the last fifteen years.

 

 

 

And I know yours for interacting with you for around that same timeframe.

So based on your "unquestionable" knowledge of everywhere he's ever been, I can ascertain that you don't know shit about this dude other than he helps you steal.

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4 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

And I know yours for interacting with you for around that same timeframe.

So based on your "unquestionable" knowledge of everywhere he's ever been, I can ascertain that you don't know shit about this dude other than he helps you steal.

Going to the Plaza alone with the amount of money he's holding is fine way to get shot and robbed.

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5 hours ago, André Toulon said:

I refuse to believe in 2025 anyone is spending money to revitalize a failing stripmall.

This reeks of one of your made up scenarios, formulated from nicotine and spite, just to prove a point that no one is arguing or cares about.

 

Acksually.....

Another of my extensive list of duties is .... strip mall part owner.  I would just love it if he would sit in front of my strip mall and scare away people.  In fact, we just had a gym open up and all the meatheads are stealing the parking spaces, so we can use him to just ask random questions about the anime stickers on all their cars.

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2 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

The PLAZA is on the wrong side of town.

 

HE does NOT go there!

 

He operates in the Ductown section exclusively, no place even close to the Plaza, ever, under any circumstances.

Isn't the Plaza like 5 miles from Ducktown?  THat's like walking distance I would think. 

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10 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

You're right....

It's less than a mile away.  Apparently your dude can't walk a mile.

More like won't.  He likes his booth in Ducktown.  No reason to stand around amid all those flakka zombies at the Plaza.

 

You know what else is within walking distance of Ducktown?  The parking garage for Tanger Outlets.  Do I ever go inside there?  Nope.  Does he?  Nope.

 

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8 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

More like won't.  He likes his booth in Ducktown.  No reason to stand around amid all those flakka zombies at the Plaza.

I mean, I would walk a mile for my best customers.  Hell, I would walk a mile just for the exercise.

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2 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Not with all that money he's carrying around. I wonder if its in a treasure chest 

people like this bugsy malone,  here, know to tuck those stacks of cash in the ole shoes. 

"gettin' a little taller bob"

"nah....just a jig in my step kenny"

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