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Feel free to discuss Future Farmers of America and farming matters, such as coyote patrol, harvesting, sheep shearing, basic combine maintenance, artificial insemination, absurd debt-to-asset ratios, the rumored return of the Rocky Mountain Locust, and the social politics of naming or not naming your kids after obscure folks in the Old Testament.

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My friend's second child was named Noah, after a strangely long battle with the husband to not name him Maximus, or many of his other suggestions based off Russell Crowe characters.

She wasn't pleased when I informed her Crowe played Noah in Aronofsky's film, but at least it was a normal name.

 

It is a great name though.

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My friend's second child was named Noah, after a strangely long battle with the husband to not name him Maximus, or many of his other suggestions based off Russell Crowe characters.

She wasn't pleased when I informed her Crowe played Noah in Aronofsky's film, but at least it was a normal name.

 

It is a great name though.

 

 

yeesh! if i were her, i wouldn't be too thrilled about that either

 

 

but i'm a hater who thought that movie was terrible  :D

 

 

but yes, a much better choice than Maximus imo.... or Pearly.... that would be strange  -_'

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lol, my name is older and more obscure than that. it's on some Pagan Druid shit

 

You can be black, white, christian, jewish, pagan, genderfluid, bisexual and whatever else have you.

It takes all types to farm and to farm good.

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that's true. the land and the beasts don't care about any of that  :D

 

The beasts might. To be honest I've never asked, and the goats are always whispering unholy things in my ear at night while I sleep,

but horse whispering was never my strongest suit in the many responsibilities of farming, so I can't go speaking neither ill nor highly of their social inclusiveness.

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horse whispers are the strongest under the moonlight. they are very family orientated. and if they think you're the family you're family no matter what. that's also why you can not tame zebras. they look like horses but don't act like them. a zebra will kick another in the face and let it get eaten by a lion if that means it escapes. a horse won't they watch out for the family

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Feel free to discuss Future Farmers of America and farming matters, such as coyote patrol, harvesting, sheep shearing, basic combine maintenance, artificial insemination, absurd debt-to-asset ratios, the rumored return of the Rocky Mountain Locust, and the social politics of naming or not naming your kids after obscure folks in the Old Testament.

 

I was in the FFA for extra credits :|

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