Bouvre Posted March 30, 2017 Posted March 30, 2017 Feel free to discuss Future Farmers of America and farming matters, such as coyote patrol, harvesting, sheep shearing, basic combine maintenance, artificial insemination, absurd debt-to-asset ratios, the rumored return of the Rocky Mountain Locust, and the social politics of naming or not naming your kids after obscure folks in the Old Testament.
MEXobiologist Posted March 30, 2017 Posted March 30, 2017 i'm actually a big fan of the name Noah but i won't be having kids, so no arguments necessary
Bouvre Posted March 30, 2017 Author Posted March 30, 2017 My friend's second child was named Noah, after a strangely long battle with the husband to not name him Maximus, or many of his other suggestions based off Russell Crowe characters. She wasn't pleased when I informed her Crowe played Noah in Aronofsky's film, but at least it was a normal name. It is a great name though.
Bouvre Posted March 30, 2017 Author Posted March 30, 2017 I really need to play Stardew Valley. You better. If you want to be considered for any of FFA's leadership roles, at least one year of playing Stardew Valley is a mandatory part of qualification.
MEXobiologist Posted March 30, 2017 Posted March 30, 2017 My friend's second child was named Noah, after a strangely long battle with the husband to not name him Maximus, or many of his other suggestions based off Russell Crowe characters. She wasn't pleased when I informed her Crowe played Noah in Aronofsky's film, but at least it was a normal name. It is a great name though. yeesh! if i were her, i wouldn't be too thrilled about that either but i'm a hater who thought that movie was terrible but yes, a much better choice than Maximus imo.... or Pearly.... that would be strange -_'
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 30, 2017 Posted March 30, 2017 lol, my name is older and more obscure than that. it's on some Pagan Druid shit
Bouvre Posted March 30, 2017 Author Posted March 30, 2017 lol, my name is older and more obscure than that. it's on some Pagan Druid shit You can be black, white, christian, jewish, pagan, genderfluid, bisexual and whatever else have you. It takes all types to farm and to farm good.
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 30, 2017 Posted March 30, 2017 that's true. the land and the beasts don't care about any of that
Bouvre Posted March 30, 2017 Author Posted March 30, 2017 that's true. the land and the beasts don't care about any of that The beasts might. To be honest I've never asked, and the goats are always whispering unholy things in my ear at night while I sleep, but horse whispering was never my strongest suit in the many responsibilities of farming, so I can't go speaking neither ill nor highly of their social inclusiveness.
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 30, 2017 Posted March 30, 2017 horse whispers are the strongest under the moonlight. they are very family orientated. and if they think you're the family you're family no matter what. that's also why you can not tame zebras. they look like horses but don't act like them. a zebra will kick another in the face and let it get eaten by a lion if that means it escapes. a horse won't they watch out for the family
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 30, 2017 Posted March 30, 2017 Feel free to discuss Future Farmers of America and farming matters, such as coyote patrol, harvesting, sheep shearing, basic combine maintenance, artificial insemination, absurd debt-to-asset ratios, the rumored return of the Rocky Mountain Locust, and the social politics of naming or not naming your kids after obscure folks in the Old Testament. I was in the FFA for extra credits
Bouvre Posted March 30, 2017 Author Posted March 30, 2017 i wanna be coyote patrol. Here's your rifle, here's your coffee, and here's your gloves for disposing of the corpses.
Bouvre Posted March 30, 2017 Author Posted March 30, 2017 i wanna be a rockstar Only got igneous here.
Bouvre Posted March 30, 2017 Author Posted March 30, 2017 Sheep shearing sounds fun Gotta be real gentle though, else they bite, or kick.
Bouvre Posted March 30, 2017 Author Posted March 30, 2017 I was in the FFA for extra credits Get yourself some normal credit and a real job!
EvilsergE Posted March 30, 2017 Posted March 30, 2017 Gotta be real gentle though, else they bite, or kick. Sorta like women. They say no, but they mean yes.
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