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Is it just me or [WARNING: TOILET PAPER]


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Is anyone else panic buying toilet paper because of the trade war? I feel like a genius and also a moron at the same time, but I now feel like pre-panicking is the way to go when it comes to booty paper. I’ve gone to Costco twice in as many days. Am I becoming a prepper? I loathe preppers. (Apologies to any preppers present)

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Honestly, anything that can be stored for an extended period of time isn't a bad thing to stock up on anyway. If you are planning on using it this year, it's not 'prepping'. It's just stocking up.

I bought an extra tub of coffee when Shitler started mouthing off about the Panama Canal. I've got plenty of tins of tea too. And I'll be getting another pack of toilet paper on Thursday after work. I have penciled in plans to hit my favorite international grocery store next week to try to get another 3-4 months worth of powdered coffee and ramen noodles. 

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11 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Hey guys, remember when COVID hit us and everybody panic bought toilet paper, and everyone else rightfully called them all retarded assholes?

Those dickheads were hauling pallets of shit-tickets out to their truck-boat-trucks. We're talking about having a little extra on hand now to keep from having to go back and stare at potentially empty shelves after picking up some Taco Bell or seeing TP at $13+ for a 4-pack because most of our rolls come from Canada. 

6 hours ago, Insipid said:

This looks kinky 😬

 

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Nope. I pee on YOU, you are not allowed to retaliate.  

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