myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Had to take Mr Hoonie to the hospital after he set himself on fire. Tao hired Mr Hoonie to do yardwork and he agreed despite having a cold and plus needing money for cigarettes. After the work was finished Mr Hoonie wiped his hands with a damp rag he found, however for some unknown reason the rag was soaking in kerosene and being the chain smoker that he is lights up a cigarette and BOOM! Because of the cold Mr Hoonie couldn't smell the kerosene. The video of the "accident" which is titled "Mr Hoonie goes kaboomie" currently has over 10 million views on his YouTube channel.

 

Edited October 8, 2025 by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

When Kudasai the Cable Man threatened to take away the Tubi, Tao put on his Indiana Jones hat and lasso’d the television set.

[-Kudasai-]

Cancelled his date with Ghostrek in favor of playing Calecovision with Mr Hoonie at the burn ward.

[[classic swim]]

Cheered up ghostrek by taking him over to Scoobdog’s house so Scoobdog could gently press his sweaty workout knees up against his facial hair.

[The_annoying_one]

Made SmelloVision just so he could fart in people’s faces.

[-Kudasai-]

Didn't leave his house for six months after getting an Atari Jaguar and a copy of Tempest 2000

[The_annoying_one]

Made Mr. Hoonie scream by squirting mustard all over him.

[-Kudasai-]

Somehow managed to burn ice cream

[The_annoying_one]

Is the world’s biggest fan of ice cream soup.

[-Kudasai-]

Got into a fist fight with another kid back in 1995 at a Blockbuster over who gets to rent Yoshi's Island first.

[[classic swim]]

Went to the 1995 Blockbuster dressed as Yoshi and went RAHHHHH and kicked the kid in the face.

But he didn’t take the Yoshi’s Island copy. He purchased Milk Duds.

[-Kudasai-]

Got into a fist fight with Mr Hoonie over who gets to play Super Alfred Chicken first.

[The_annoying_one]

Wrote a letter to the creators of Mortal Kombat, begging them to add Barney The Purple Dinosaur to the next game.

[-Kudasai-]

Keeps the clump of hair he tore off the other kid during that fight at Blockbuster in a jar in his bedroom.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is the "Toasty!" guy from Mortal Kombat II.

[-Kudasai-]

Favorite insult is calling someone a meanie weenie 

[The_annoying_one]

Compliments people by telling them their elbows are very nice.

[-Kudasai-]

Won the 2024 Most Offensive Halloween Costume Contest by dressing up as a veterinarian neutering Garfield 

Edited October 10, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Goes trick-or-treating in June, dressed as Santa Claus.

[-Kudasai-]

Favorite pizza topping is granola and licorice

[discolé monade]

changed his name back because nintendo is pulling some copyright bullshit. 

[-Kudasai-]

Will only give out Halloween candy if trick or treaters can correctly spell hasenpfeffer

[discolé monade]

enjoys fava beans and a nice chianti with every meal. 

[-Kudasai-]

Is the "Jet City Woman" Queensryche wrote the song about.

[discolé monade]

claims to have memorized pi. 

[The_annoying_one]

Speaks entirely in binary.

[-Kudasai-]

Moved to the Yukon Territories after he got invited to a Halloween party

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to restaurants just to steal the napkins.

[-Kudasai-]

Can play Smells Like Teen Spirit on the Xylaphone

[discolé monade]

decided that he will egg and t.p. his own house this year;  as a way to establish dominance over the HOA. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is giving out gift bags filled with thumbtacks this Halloween.

[-Kudasai-]

Wears a top hat and cane when going grocery shopping

[discolé monade]

has his own line of men's floral and decorative fanny pacs. but they're manly flowers and decorations.  >_>

[-Kudasai-]

Used TAO's method of clearing a clogged toilet but instead of dynamite she used a grenade. Amazingly her insurance covers grenade accidents. 

[The_annoying_one]

Calls his internet service provider just to chat.

[-Kudasai-]

Set loose several porcupines at a nudist colony as part of an April Fools prank.

[little_girl_lost]

Has a jamiroquai tattoo

[The_annoying_one]

Is still following Fatboy Slim around on tour.

[-Kudasai-]

Made a life sized statue of Fred Flinstone out of fettuccine noodles a masterpiece he calls "Freduccine"

[The_annoying_one]

Has a tattoo of Mr. Rogers on his left calf.

[[classic swim]]

He says “I have your information d-ddd-dumbass!” when he’s in a old timey gun fight at Hobby Lobby.

[The_annoying_one]

Drove to El Paso, Texas and told the waitress at the old timey diner that “Somebody’s gonna get these hands.” He then cackled madly and left without buying anything.

[discolé monade]

sells boot leg bud light products from his trunk at all kid rock shows. 

[-Kudasai-]

Invited Mr. Hoonie come along a camping trip and dared him to play this little piggy on the toes of a grizzly bear. Mr. Hoonie hasn't been seen since. 

Edited October 16, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

Ran into Mr. Hoonie and the jolly bears in the forest where they all laughed and drank coffee together inside their cave.

[-Kudasai-]

Was also there as he brought along his Calecovision

Edited October 16, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Gave Mr. Hoonie a kaleidoscope for his birthday.

[[classic swim]]

Taught Mr. Hoonie how to put hot sauce in a super soaker.

[Insipid]

wossi wossi wossi wossi wossi

[[classic swim]]

Can’t get ghostrek’s beak off of his toasty tater tots.