-Kudasai- Posted March 11 Posted March 11 Sold his guitar so he could buy a 10 ft Boa Constrictor 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 11 Posted March 11 Go-to order at McDonald’s is every sandwich on the menu pressed together…..and a small fry. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 11 Author Posted March 11 punched a chihuahua in the face for humping his elf on the shelf plushie. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 11 Posted March 11 Once stole a kid’s ball and played with it right in front of them for weeks just to torment them. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 11 Author Posted March 11 went running home to tattle about some woman that stole his ball. he didn't mention he was dressed like a 12 year kid. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 11 Posted March 11 Spent her life savings to buy a pair of Komodo Dragons 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 11 Posted March 11 Spent his life savings to follow Imagine Dragons around the world on tour. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 11 Posted March 11 Told the Sonic roller-skating lady he wanted funyons and tossed the onion rings at the back of her neck. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 11 Posted March 11 Tackled a running lifeguard into the pool as he was about to save someone. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 11 Posted March 11 Grew out his mustache super long just so he could twirl it around with his finger and cackle madly. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 11 Posted March 11 Once grew out a super long beard with the hopes of joining ZZ Top. It didn't work out. 5 Quote
Seight Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Grew their hair out so they can do the "flipping the hair back when coming out of a pool" trick 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Filmed the infamous pool daydream scene in “Fast Times At Ridgemont High”. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 12 Author Posted March 12 sold some hapless woman iguanas, called them komodo dragons. turned out the cash was conterfeit. 5 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Was arrested for the counterfeit money, turns out it was a sting operation to find out who was passing phony bills throughout town. She has hired @scoobdog as her defense attorney. 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Learned everything he knows about home repairs from Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor. 2 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Sells "World Domination For Dummies" books for his door to door book salesmen job 3 3 Quote
Seight Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Holds seminars on how to make money buying and selling real estate 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Got his hair cut like Mr. T and plays kids' birthday parties as Bizarro Mr. T. Spoiler This is assuming your skin is relatively fair >_> 5 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Bought a copy of World Domination For Dummies from TAO 5 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Was the ghostwriter for World Domination For Dummies. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 12 Posted March 12 (edited) Got the counterfeiting charges dropped. Her attorney was successful in arguing that it was entrapment. She's still hopeful that she can still purchase a pair of Komodo Dragons. Edited March 12 by Mode 7 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Has been making counterfeit $20 bills since the age of two. Every time the police almost catch him, he releases a video of himself singing “Bridge Over Troubled Water” and wins everyone over again with his angelic voice. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Update The Nintendo bandit has been captured. He was arrested at a motel in Los Angeles and has been extradited back to Georgia to face several charges of armed robbery. He's hired @discolé monade as his defense attorney. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Swears up and down that Metal Magic is the best Pantera album. Is absolutely willing to die on this hill. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Was signed by the San Francisco Giants to be their bullpen catcher 1 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Is solely responsible for keeping Ariana Grande happy on tour. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 12 Author Posted March 12 told pete davidson, 'just go for it man'. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Finally got those two Komodo Dragons, burglars beware! 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Thinks anything that dissolves in milk is funny. 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Has modeled his life after George Costanza. 2 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Pitched "a show about nothing" to NBC. 1 1 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Used to date the bee girl from the Blind Melon "No Rain" music video 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Passed a “Do you like me?” note to Britney Spears on the set of the “Baby, One More Time” video. 1 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 12 Posted March 12 (edited) Because of the price of eggs he rents chickens every weekend to get free eggs. Edited March 12 by Mode 7 5 Quote
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