discolé monade Posted Thursday at 02:54 PM Author Posted Thursday at 02:54 PM lmao....makes this user giggle ALL the time. << that's a truth... the myth is that he dropped dimes on someone in canada, and got them banned from multiple provinces. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Thursday at 02:59 PM Posted Thursday at 02:59 PM Bans from Alberta and Saskatchewan currently pending 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Thursday at 03:07 PM Posted Thursday at 03:07 PM Got his balls caught in his zipper and accidentally did the most perfect metal scream known to man. Spoiler 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Thursday at 03:28 PM Author Posted Thursday at 03:28 PM taught ritchie blackmore all the practical jokes he knew.....some say...well...you know what they say. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Thursday at 03:32 PM Posted Thursday at 03:32 PM Confuses Tony Iommi for Ritchie Blackmore, as Iommi was the one who liked to light his bandmate's legs on fire. Spoiler (No seriously, look it up) 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Thursday at 03:59 PM Posted Thursday at 03:59 PM Hates his vacuum cleaner because it sucks 4 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Thursday at 04:00 PM Posted Thursday at 04:00 PM Loves his vacuum cleaner because it sucks 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Thursday at 05:03 PM Posted Thursday at 05:03 PM Once covered “Hotel California” entirely in Morse code. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Thursday at 05:23 PM Posted Thursday at 05:23 PM Once stayed at a Hotel in California 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 05:28 PM Posted Thursday at 05:28 PM Can’t control when the movie begins or ends. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Thursday at 05:33 PM Posted Thursday at 05:33 PM Walks around wearing headphones but never listens to anything on them. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted Thursday at 08:04 PM Author Posted Thursday at 08:04 PM walks around his neighborhood as the town crier, yelling every on the hour, the time...and that all, is in fact well. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Thursday at 08:35 PM Posted Thursday at 08:35 PM Owns a map of Scandinavia but has no plans to ever go there. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted Thursday at 10:03 PM Author Posted Thursday at 10:03 PM has picnics with ants. 3 Quote
Insipid Posted Thursday at 10:56 PM Posted Thursday at 10:56 PM Holds a gudge against fuggs because she corrupted FNG into meaning literally Fing the NG. Now, she can never fondly look back at her days as an FNG or messing with them. 3 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 11:03 PM Posted Thursday at 11:03 PM Took one good look at Zoombubba and said 3 Quote
Insipid Posted Thursday at 11:16 PM Posted Thursday at 11:16 PM Don't get me started about him. 🙃 Oh, and he had sex in the bathroom at Olive Garden. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Thursday at 11:21 PM Posted Thursday at 11:21 PM Filmed [classic swim] having sex in the bathroom at Olive Garden. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 11:31 PM Posted Thursday at 11:31 PM Also filmed Kudasai beatin the straight fuck outta me with his bare fists at Olive Garden for buttfucking an Italian waiter against the urinal. 2 Quote
Insipid Posted Friday at 01:46 AM Posted Friday at 01:46 AM 2 hours ago, [classic swim] said: Also filmed Kudasai beatin the straight fuck outta me with his bare fists at Olive Garden for buttfucking an Italian waiter against the urinal. I mean, I was leaving it open for you to say the woman kudasai stood up, but hey . . . no judging. 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Friday at 01:47 AM Posted Friday at 01:47 AM Steals urinal cakes from Olive Garden 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Friday at 01:49 AM Posted Friday at 01:49 AM (edited) Has made it his life's ambition to create "Mode 8" graphics. Edited Friday at 01:50 AM by Doom Metal Alchemist 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Friday at 01:51 AM Posted Friday at 01:51 AM Likes to dress up as Kefka Palazzo 1 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Friday at 01:51 AM Posted Friday at 01:51 AM (edited) Contrary to his username, knows absolutely nothing about alchemy. Edited Friday at 01:51 AM by The_annoying_one 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Friday at 01:53 AM Posted Friday at 01:53 AM Is currently fighting a Paternity suit from an Olive Garden waitress 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Friday at 01:55 AM Posted Friday at 01:55 AM (edited) Wears an eyepatch over one eye, not because something happened to his eye, and not because he wants too look more like a pirate, but rather he's trying to get people to call him "Patch." Spoiler Is Kefka related to Enrico Palazzo????? Spoiler Hey, I watched Fullmetal Alchemist! You draw circles and magic happens! Edited Friday at 01:56 AM by Doom Metal Alchemist 1 Quote
Insipid Posted Friday at 01:59 AM Posted Friday at 01:59 AM Lost his virginity to a Slipknot song. 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Friday at 02:02 AM Posted Friday at 02:02 AM Had to go to rehab for his chicken biryani addiction Spoiler Wait and Bleed.... I wasn't the only virgin, yuck yuck yuck. Spoiler That's a broken hymen joke, in case you were wondering. 1 Quote
Insipid Posted Friday at 02:04 AM Posted Friday at 02:04 AM fuggs was lying about being a virgin, you know Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Friday at 02:07 AM Posted Friday at 02:07 AM (edited) Judging by past behaviors of all board members, would absolutely be the first one to volunteer to sleep with fuggs. Had to go to rehab for his addiction to fuggs' hooha. Edited Friday at 02:09 AM by Doom Metal Alchemist 2 Quote
Seight Posted Friday at 02:09 AM Posted Friday at 02:09 AM Had to think of that and I'm sorry you had to go through that. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Friday at 02:11 AM Posted Friday at 02:11 AM Randomly does the worm out in public whenever he gets the chance 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Friday at 02:14 AM Posted Friday at 02:14 AM Sent in countless letters to The Simpsons demanding more Disco Stu. 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Friday at 02:20 AM Posted Friday at 02:20 AM Only knows that because he was the casting director. 1 Quote
Insipid Posted Friday at 02:21 AM Posted Friday at 02:21 AM He tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no, no, no . . . 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Friday at 02:22 AM Posted Friday at 02:22 AM Sold his mom's VCR to get the hooha. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Friday at 02:23 AM Posted Friday at 02:23 AM Has racked up over 100 grand in gambling debts 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Friday at 02:24 AM Posted Friday at 02:24 AM Was the real-life inspiration for the character Al Bundy. 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Friday at 02:25 AM Posted Friday at 02:25 AM Met Larry The Cable Guy at a public bathroom that wasn’t Olive Garden’s just for Larry to say “them bitches be disrespecting” 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Friday at 02:27 AM Posted Friday at 02:27 AM Steals silverware from Olive Garden 1 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Friday at 02:28 AM Posted Friday at 02:28 AM Replaces Olive Garden's stolen urinal cakes with their chocolate cakes. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Friday at 02:29 AM Posted Friday at 02:29 AM Goes to restaurants just for the appetizers before going home and making a baloney sandwich. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Friday at 02:30 AM Posted Friday at 02:30 AM Replaces Olive Garden's stolen silverware with plastic forks, spoons and knives 1 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Friday at 02:36 AM Posted Friday at 02:36 AM Replaces the replacement plastic forks and spoons with sporks. Spoiler He leaves the knives alone. 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Friday at 02:40 AM Posted Friday at 02:40 AM Has a strange obsession with The Olive Garden. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Friday at 02:44 AM Posted Friday at 02:44 AM Thinks Olive Garden is authentic Italian food. 1 Quote
Insipid Posted Friday at 02:45 AM Posted Friday at 02:45 AM Ordering Olive Garden via doordash tomorrow. 2 Quote
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