myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Carries his lunch to work in a Three Stooges lunchbox.

[The_annoying_one]

Carries his lunch to work in a gigantic cooler.

[[classic swim]]

Coworkers complain that his lunchbox is just a cardboard box with everyone else’s lunches inside.

[-Kudasai-]

Sleeps with a body pillow of President Rutherford B. Hayes. 

Edited yesterday at 04:06 AM by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

Wore a Victorian style fake mustache the last time he took me and Raptorpat to Cici’s Pizza.

[The_annoying_one]

Bought a giant sombrero as a place to store burritos.

[mthor]

Will never surrender those ruby slippers.

[Insipid]

Oh, grandma put reefer in the cookies . . . AGAIN.

[The_annoying_one]

Ate every last one of those cookies and started literally flying.

[-Kudasai-]

Is running for president for the United Skates of America.

[[classic swim]]

Is working on a 4K deep cut to replace Will Smith in Men in Black with Kudasai.

[The_annoying_one]

Is writing a remake of Scarface where Tony Montana is played by one of the Jonas Brothers.

[little_girl_lost]

tried to make a deposit at the jos. a. bank

[-Kudasai-]

Was committed to a mental health hospital after she tried to rob a bank with a Super Soaker.

[Insipid]

Greatly prefers 2d games because he was appalled by the appearance of ps1 Hagrid.

[The_annoying_one]

Approached the British Royal Family and absolutely demanded to meet the Burger King at once.

[-Kudasai-]

Was at the Georgia Dome the night Goldberg won the World Heavyweight Title from Hollywood Hogan. He given the tickets from Ted Turner himself as a thank you present after he and his family rescued him from a fishing pond earlier that day. 

[The_annoying_one]

Once entered a -Kudasai- Look-Alike Contest…and came in second place.

[-Kudasai-]

His motto is...

"Only leave your underpants with someone you trust."

[little_girl_lost]

Left his underpants with people he didnt trust once, and the show 'Salute Your Shorts' was born

[-Kudasai-]

One time at band camp was the victim of the awful waffle.

[Insipid]

Actually saw fugg's hooha in person.

[The_annoying_one]

Still refuses to admit to a past of ambulance chasing.

[-Kudasai-]

His reaction when he learned that it was Benji who took the infamous photo of Sponge's asshole

Edited 12 hours ago by -Kudasai-

[mthor]

Would trade it all for a really good sandwich.

[The_annoying_one]

Has never had a really good pickle.

[[classic swim]]

Got addicted to pickled sausages from the Dollar store.

[-Kudasai-]

Sent a picture of Sponge's asshole to MoonMetropolis' parole officer.

[[classic swim]]

Visited Still Me & LB when they were together and noticed LB would bend down to smell his own nuts to notice they smell like shit.

[The_annoying_one]

Throws a neighborhood block party every Friday. The only rules are, everyone brings their own alcohol and must all be barefoot.

[-Kudasai-]

Told Dudeco about the barefoot part.