myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Favorite song to sing at the karaoke bar 

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[The_annoying_one]

Favorite way to insult unruly teenagers is to call them “silly nincompoops”.

[[classic swim]]

When the damn kids down the street are mean to him, he insists that he’s no more Mr. Nice Guy... that he’s no more... Mr. Heeheeheeheeee

[-Kudasai-]

Is offering a $25,000 for the return of his missing alligator, George.

[[classic swim]]

Got my hopes up the other day with a beanie baby of a crocodile.

[-Kudasai-]

Has been searching every swamp in Florida in his gator suit for George. 

[The_annoying_one]

Named his pet rock Homer Simpson Jr.

[-Kudasai-]

Found Classic Swim's alligator along with a human hand in it's mouth. The moment he saw the wrist watch and brand of cigarettes it was clutching he knew that the hand belonged to Mr. Hoonie. 

Edited April 23 by -Kudasai-

[discolé monade]

sold me a lovely pair of alligator boots with a matching handbag. 

[-Kudasai-]

Footage from Pictionary night at Disco's house earlier.

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Edited April 23 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

His idea of a fun Friday night is going to the discotheque and stopping for burgers and shakes on the way to the nearest farm for some cow tipping.

[discolé monade]

is trying to master the 'fonzie fist' when turning on and off his t.v. 

he's had 17 t.v.'s in 3 years. 

[-Kudasai-]

Feels bad about what happened earlier during Pictionary night but about the fight but about not being able to deliver on her promise to serve fondue.

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to go to the movie theater, just to yell at the projectionist to turn down the volume.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Knows what "hand-ticking" means outside the context of a clock.

[The_annoying_one]

Thinks lava lamps contain actual lava.

[-Kudasai-]

Thinks Lava soap is made from lava.

[The_annoying_one]

Called in to Unsolved Mysteries when he lost his favorite shirt.

[-Kudasai-]

Sent Ghostrek to his room without his dinner after his rent check bounced. 

[little_girl_lost]

Saves all the delivery photos that amazon sends him in a photo album labelled "Packaged Memories"

[-Kudasai-]

Legally changed her name to Dyna Mite

[little_girl_lost]

Legally changed his name to Mike Hunt

[The_annoying_one]

Is on a mission to paint every patch of grass she sees blue.

[-Kudasai-]

Shouted "Unhand me you, Knave!" at the police after getting arrested for assaulting a mime while on vacation in NYC.

[The_annoying_one]

Ends every conversation with “Okay, well…I need to go fart now…”

[-Kudasai-]

Bought Ghostrek a banjo for his birthday.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Always puts his trust in the heart of the cards.

[-Kudasai-]

Met Mr. Hoonie's cousin, Mr. Snoot. They had chocolate chip pancakes, shared stories about Mr. Hoonie and compared stock portfolios. 

[The_annoying_one]

Took Mr. Hoonie to Disney World because he ate all of his veggies for a whole week.

[-Kudasai-]

Gave Ghostrek another birthday present, an eviction notice that was nicely gift wrapped. 

Edited April 25 by -Kudasai-

[little_girl_lost]

made the mistake of clicking on a link to "phimosis" on wikipedia

[The_annoying_one]

Keeps a jar of worms in the refrigerator for emergencies.

[-Kudasai-]

Based off a recommendation from Doomer he's allowing Mr. Snoot to be his next tenant. 

[[classic swim]]

Was offered to freebase with Mr. Snoot.

[-Kudasai-]

Asked  Mr. Snoot for advice on what type of hooker he should get Ghostrek for his birthday

Edited April 25 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Gave Ghostrek $27 and a dictionary for his birthday.

[-Kudasai-]

Based off a recommendation from Mr. Snoot he and Classic Swim chipped in to buy a hooker for Ghostrek which in reality is Mr. Hoonie dressed up as Liza Minelli.

Edited April 25 by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

Gave Tao bad advice by having him refer to Mr. Snoot by his legal name, Mr. Snoobert.

[The_annoying_one]

Went to law school, but dropped out when he realized the bar exam wasn’t what he thought it was.

[-Kudasai-]

Wrote the lyrics to the Krypto The Superdog theme song. 

Edited April 26 by -Kudasai-

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Talks about political ideologies as if they were music genres. Such as:

"What people on the alternative right don't understand is that prog policies are getting more and more mainstream."

[The_annoying_one]

Went on a long theological rant about the intricacies and hypocrisies of organized religion when the In-N-Out employee asked, “Would you like fries with that?”.

[Insipid]

Found an old post with fugg's hooha and completely lost whatever little faith he had left.

[discolé monade]

has been studying intense and immersive instruction under john edwards and sylvia browne in order to cement his application for the UNITED STATES ORACLE!

[-Kudasai-]

Hired Mr. Snoot to be her financial advisor.

[discolé monade]

just applied for his business license : custom judas chair covers. covers you can use for those messy days. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is working to patent the phrase “Well, isn’t this just a wet pickle?”

[-Kudasai-]

Thanks to Mr. Snoot he got the rent money Mr. Hoonie and Ghostrek owed him. Since then he's been Googling how to get blood off  of brass knuckles. 

[The_annoying_one]

Once tried to pay his rent with Monopoly money. His landlord just laughed and slapped his arm.

[-Kudasai-]

Convinced Lenny Kravitz to cut off his dreadlocks.