The_annoying_one Posted April 6 Posted April 6 Hired a private investigator to discover just how Skittles apparently taste like a rainbow. 4 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted April 6 Posted April 6 (edited) Got a sexual harassment charge at work just for putting a bowl of Hershey kisses on his desk. Edited April 6 by little_girl_lost 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted April 6 Posted April 6 (edited) Was elected probate judge in Burlington, Vermont. Edited April 6 by -Kudasai- 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 6 Posted April 6 Was elected president of the break room at work. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted April 6 Posted April 6 Was elected as the dog catcher in St. Joseph, Missouri 2 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted April 7 Posted April 7 Has fluttering in his outer-vision in the shape of the cincinnati reds logo 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 7 Posted April 7 Has a birthmark in the shape of Alfred Hitchcock’s silhouette. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted April 7 Posted April 7 (edited) Legally changed his name to Hugh Mann. Was soon given the missle launch codes. Edited April 7 by -Kudasai- 5 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted April 7 Posted April 7 Legally changed his name to Lee Lemon. Immediately joined earth army. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted April 7 Posted April 7 Has several overdue library books in Bozeman, Montana 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 7 Posted April 7 Is still holding a VHS tape from Blockbuster for ransom. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted April 7 Posted April 7 Still has yet to return Super Mario World back to Blockbuster. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 7 Posted April 7 Swears the secret to good burgers is cinnamon and marshmallows in the beef. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 8 Posted April 8 Is the world’s greatest expert on odd phone calls. 1 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 8 Posted April 8 Owes outstanding library fees in Devil's Den, Wyoming. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted April 8 Posted April 8 Authorities in the United States and Canada are investigating several mime attacks in which he's a possible suspect. 4 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted April 8 Posted April 8 Interviewed all the suspects, but they aint talkin 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 8 Posted April 8 Hid the mimes’ face paint in the Dumpster behind the CVS. 2 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted April 8 Posted April 8 Still has the 4 ft long receipt from cvs as evidence placing him at the scene of the crime 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 8 Posted April 8 Carries around a pair of deer antlers for self defense. Absolutely refuses to say where he got them. 2 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted April 9 Posted April 9 Has been investigating the "wrongful death" of Dan Fogelberg since 2001 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 9 Posted April 9 One time, at rock n' roll fantasy camp, she stuck Ian Anderson's flute in her *bleep* Spoiler I wanted to do this one back when you guys had the Tull discussion going on, but I didn't get the opportunity. Better late than never, I guess. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 9 Posted April 9 Once wrote a 5000 word essay on the infamous pie scene from American Pie. Is still in court-ordered sensitivity training because of it. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 9 Posted April 9 Was the professor who graded my essay, and he gave me an F--. Spoiler Yes, two minuses. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted April 9 Posted April 9 Was the person who convinced Capcom to name all the Mavericks after members of Guns N Roses in Mega Man X5. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 10 Posted April 10 Writes video game strategies in his free time, but mostly uses them to insult people. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted April 10 Posted April 10 Called the US Marshalls on Mr Hoonie after learning about the $10,000 reward for his capture. 3 Quote
Insipid Posted April 10 Posted April 10 Is more fit than Trump to become the next ayatollah just because he watched Persepolis. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted April 10 Posted April 10 (edited) Desperately wants to revive the hoo-ha club. Edited April 10 by -Kudasai- 6 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 10 Author Posted April 10 is banned from 23 countries for re-introducing the song 'disco duck'. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 10 Posted April 10 Is planning on publishing a series of campfire cookbooks written entirely in Pig Latin. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted April 10 Posted April 10 Told Ghostrek that he should seek therapy advice. When Ghostrek asked "from whom" he suggested Crapshot. 1 4 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted April 10 Posted April 10 Dances in a gay night club under the name "Jar Jar Twinks" 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 10 Author Posted April 10 has been a 'river dancer' understudy for 13 years. never been called to go on tour, not even sure if they river dance...but she's ready. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 11 Posted April 11 Sent multiple emails to “Unsolved Mysteries” because the sun mysteriously disappears from the sky every evening at a certain time. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 11 Author Posted April 11 is STILL trying to process how 'they' make hot dogs. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted April 11 Posted April 11 (edited) Would be more apathetic if weren't so lethargic. Edited April 11 by -Kudasai- 3 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted April 11 Posted April 11 Only talks to the microwave when the toaster is mad at her 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 11 Posted April 11 Only sleeps when the last digit of the clock is a 2. 1 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted April 12 Posted April 12 Wishes to have his remains scattered at Disneyworld, but does not want to be cremated. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted April 12 Posted April 12 (edited) Always complains about not having any straight jackets in her size. Edited April 12 by -Kudasai- 2 Quote
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