The_annoying_one Posted November 1 Posted November 1 Prowls the streets at night, shining laser pointers into people’s windows. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 1 Posted November 1 Stuffs his Thanksgiving turkey with marshmallows, bananas and colby jack cheese. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 1 Posted November 1 His specialty Thanksgiving dessert is a beanie weenie pie. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 1 Posted November 1 Does the Transformers sound effects whenever he changes clothes. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 1 Posted November 1 (edited) Everywhere he goes, Tetris background music plays mysteriously. Edited November 1 by The_annoying_one 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 1 Posted November 1 Teaches a music class where he trains babies to properly play the bongos 4 Quote
mthor Posted November 2 Posted November 2 Has a YouTube channel devoted to reviewing can openers. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 2 Posted November 2 Ran an infomercial in the 90s selling cookware made of plastic. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 2 Posted November 2 Has a YouTube channel dedicated to flies getting fried in the bug zapper. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 3 Posted November 3 Is planning on starting his music career soon, mixing rock, disco, and country with a little kazoo thrown in. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 3 Posted November 3 (edited) Put a mouse trap inside his bag of Halloween candy to catch the person who's been stealing his candy. Minutes later he heard the mouse trap snap and a loud scream and discovered the culprit was none other than Mr Hoonie. Edited November 3 by -Kudasai- 5 Quote
[classic swim] Posted November 3 Posted November 3 Told Mr. Hoonie he can’t get a BB gun because he’ll poke his eye out! 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 3 Posted November 3 Likes to try paying for things with Monopoly money just to see people’s reactions. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted November 4 Author Posted November 4 always goes to the bank dressed as scrooge mcduck. 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 4 Posted November 4 Walked up to the bank teller and asked to deposit $2,000 worth of pennies. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 4 Posted November 4 Makes Mr Hoonie dress up as Ritchie Rich when he sends him out to put money in the parking meter. 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted November 4 Author Posted November 4 no matter what interaction he has, with anyone, his go to greeting is draco malfoy's 'wait until my faaather hears about thisss' 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 4 Posted November 4 Still hasn't payed for the fire damage she caused at a Montreux, Switzerland casino while playing around with a flair gun. The incident inspired the song "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 4 Posted November 4 (edited) Helped Counting Crows come up with the “Sha la la la la” line in “Mr. Jones”. Edited November 4 by The_annoying_one Stupid autocorrect… 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted November 4 Author Posted November 4 convinced ian astbury to cut his hair, out of spite. 4 Quote
molarbear Posted November 4 Posted November 4 Has a mini lynx that lives under her left boob that does all her dirty work for 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 4 Posted November 4 Grows potatoes in his backyard for the sole purpose of throwing them at every car that passes by. 1 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted November 4 Author Posted November 4 was just driving around one day, when a random potato came through his sun roof. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 4 Posted November 4 Bought every single item listed on the 12 days of Christmas song 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted November 4 Author Posted November 4 (edited) has his living room dedicated for air guitar solos. complete with cardboard cutouts of an enthusiastic crowd. Edited November 4 by discolé monade words 2 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 4 Posted November 4 Should know that it's not for air guitar solos but for air chapman stick performances 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 4 Posted November 4 Swears to everyone that they should replace their guitar strings with dental floss. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted November 5 Author Posted November 5 has been taking musical saw lessons for 3 years. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted November 5 Posted November 5 Lives in the McDonald’s M arch just like Ronald McDonald. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 5 Posted November 5 Drives a horse drawn carriage with Ghostrek as the horse. 4 Quote
molarbear Posted November 5 Posted November 5 23 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: Grows potatoes in his backyard for the sole purpose of throwing them at every car that passes by. No... that is pretty true 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted November 5 Author Posted November 5 also has been taking musical saw lessons, but only to speak to the crickets. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 5 Posted November 5 Knows how to play a cheese grater as a musical instrument. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 5 Posted November 5 Has been known to tar and feather unwanted carolers. 1 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 6 Posted November 6 Only talks to people by using impersonations. His best is Mr. Bean. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Thursday at 10:40 AM Posted Thursday at 10:40 AM Swears to everyone they should replace their dental floss with guitar strings. The local dentists' offices pay him handsomely. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Thursday at 12:18 PM Author Posted Thursday at 12:18 PM has been trying to perfect knitting with guitar strings. he's been at it for 5 years now....got 4 inchers of a block scarf happenin'. 4 Quote
mthor Posted Thursday at 12:22 PM Posted Thursday at 12:22 PM Took the beautiful beans footage that the Bush's Beans dog likes to roll. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted Thursday at 12:26 PM Author Posted Thursday at 12:26 PM has written 108 letters to 'romper room' back in the early 80's, wanting to know WHY she hadn't been seen yet. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Thursday at 01:44 PM Posted Thursday at 01:44 PM Pitched a Seinfeld spin-off of Uncle Leo to NBC 20 years ago. Is still awaiting a reply. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted Thursday at 02:29 PM Author Posted Thursday at 02:29 PM started a synth death metal band that only uses kazoos and...you guessed it; musical saws. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Thursday at 02:41 PM Posted Thursday at 02:41 PM Independently published a tentacle hentai manga starring Terra, Celes, and Ultros from Final Fantasy VI. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted Thursday at 02:46 PM Posted Thursday at 02:46 PM (edited) stuffs his turkey with bbq potato chips Edited Thursday at 02:46 PM by -Kudasai- 1 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Thursday at 02:49 PM Posted Thursday at 02:49 PM Bastes his turkey with chocolate milk. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted Thursday at 02:56 PM Posted Thursday at 02:56 PM Names all his FF6 characters after pornstars 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Thursday at 03:04 PM Posted Thursday at 03:04 PM Starred in an independent porn film under the pseudonym Woody Pecker. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted Thursday at 03:08 PM Posted Thursday at 03:08 PM (edited) Drives around in a Christmas sleigh every year with Ghostrek, Classic Swim and Mr Hoonie dressed up as reindeer. Edited Thursday at 03:08 PM by -Kudasai- 4 Quote
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