myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Prowls the streets at night, shining laser pointers into people’s windows.

[-Kudasai-]

Stuffs his Thanksgiving turkey with marshmallows, bananas and colby jack cheese.

[The_annoying_one]

His specialty Thanksgiving dessert is a beanie weenie pie.

[-Kudasai-]

Does the Transformers sound effects whenever he changes clothes.

[The_annoying_one]

Everywhere he goes, Tetris background music plays mysteriously.

Edited Saturday at 11:27 PM by The_annoying_one

[-Kudasai-]

Teaches a music class where he trains babies to properly play the bongos 

[mthor]

Has a YouTube channel devoted to reviewing can openers.

[The_annoying_one]

Ran an infomercial in the 90s selling cookware made of plastic.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a YouTube channel dedicated to flies getting fried in the bug zapper.

[The_annoying_one]

Is planning on starting his music career soon, mixing rock, disco, and country with a little kazoo thrown in.

[-Kudasai-]

Put a mouse trap inside his bag of Halloween candy to catch the person who's been stealing his candy. Minutes later he heard the mouse trap snap and a loud scream and discovered the culprit was none other than Mr Hoonie.

Edited Monday at 01:38 PM by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

Told Mr. Hoonie he can’t get a BB gun because he’ll poke his eye out!

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to try paying for things with Monopoly money just to see people’s reactions.

[-Kudasai-]

Always goes the bank dressed as Mr. Monopoly.

[discolé monade]

always goes to the bank dressed as scrooge mcduck. 

 

[The_annoying_one]

Walked up to the bank teller and asked to deposit $2,000 worth of pennies.

[-Kudasai-]

Makes Mr Hoonie dress up as Ritchie Rich when he sends him out to put money in the parking meter.

[discolé monade]

no matter what interaction he has, with anyone, his go to greeting is draco malfoy's 'wait until my faaather hears about thisss'

[-Kudasai-]

Still hasn't payed for the fire damage she caused at a Montreux, Switzerland casino while playing around with a flair gun. The incident inspired the song "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple. 

[The_annoying_one]

Helped Counting Crows come up with the “Sha la la la la” line in “Mr. Jones”.

Edited yesterday at 03:30 AM by The_annoying_one
Stupid autocorrect…

[discolé monade]

convinced ian astbury to cut his hair, out of spite. 

[molarbear]

Has a mini lynx that lives under her left boob that does all her dirty work for 

[The_annoying_one]

Grows potatoes in his backyard for the sole purpose of throwing them at every car that passes by.

[discolé monade]

was just driving around one day, when a random potato came through his sun roof. 

[-Kudasai-]

Bought every single item listed on the 12 days of Christmas song

[discolé monade]

has his living room dedicated for air guitar solos. complete with cardboard cutouts of an enthusiastic crowd. 

Edited yesterday at 05:03 PM by discolé monade
words

[-Kudasai-]

Should know that it's not for air guitar solos but for air chapman stick performances

[The_annoying_one]

Swears to everyone that they should replace their guitar strings with dental floss.

[discolé monade]

has been taking musical saw lessons for 3 years. 

[-Kudasai-]

drives a pickle wagon

[The_annoying_one]

Drives an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.

[[classic swim]]

Lives in the McDonald’s M arch just like Ronald McDonald.

[-Kudasai-]

Drives a horse drawn carriage with Ghostrek as the horse.

[molarbear]

23 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

Grows potatoes in his backyard for the sole purpose of throwing them at every car that passes by.

No... that is pretty true 

[discolé monade]

also has been taking musical saw lessons, but only to speak to the crickets. 

[The_annoying_one]

Knows how to play a cheese grater as a musical instrument.

[-Kudasai-]

Has been known to tar and feather unwanted carolers.