-Kudasai- Posted October 7 Posted October 7 (edited) Had to take Mr Hoonie to the hospital after he set himself on fire. Tao hired Mr Hoonie to do yardwork and he agreed despite having a cold and plus needing money for cigarettes. After the work was finished Mr Hoonie wiped his hands with a damp rag he found, however for some unknown reason the rag was soaking in kerosene and being the chain smoker that he is lights up a cigarette and BOOM! Because of the cold Mr Hoonie couldn't smell the kerosene. The video of the "accident" which is titled "Mr Hoonie goes kaboomie" currently has over 10 million views on his YouTube channel. Edited October 8 by Mode 7 5 Quote
[classic swim] Posted October 8 Posted October 8 When Kudasai the Cable Man threatened to take away the Tubi, Tao put on his Indiana Jones hat and lasso’d the television set. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 8 Posted October 8 Cancelled his date with Ghostrek in favor of playing Calecovision with Mr Hoonie at the burn ward. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted October 8 Posted October 8 Cheered up ghostrek by taking him over to Scoobdog’s house so Scoobdog could gently press his sweaty workout knees up against his facial hair. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted October 8 Posted October 8 Made SmelloVision just so he could fart in people’s faces. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 8 Posted October 8 Didn't leave his house for six months after getting an Atari Jaguar and a copy of Tempest 2000 1 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted October 8 Posted October 8 Made Mr. Hoonie scream by squirting mustard all over him. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted October 8 Posted October 8 Is the world’s biggest fan of ice cream soup. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 8 Posted October 8 Got into a fist fight with another kid back in 1995 at a Blockbuster over who gets to rent Yoshi's Island first. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted October 8 Posted October 8 Went to the 1995 Blockbuster dressed as Yoshi and went RAHHHHH and kicked the kid in the face. But he didn’t take the Yoshi’s Island copy. He purchased Milk Duds. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 8 Posted October 8 Got into a fist fight with Mr Hoonie over who gets to play Super Alfred Chicken first. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted October 8 Posted October 8 Wrote a letter to the creators of Mortal Kombat, begging them to add Barney The Purple Dinosaur to the next game. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 8 Posted October 8 Keeps the clump of hair he tore off the other kid during that fight at Blockbuster in a jar in his bedroom. 1 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 9 Posted October 9 Is the "Toasty!" guy from Mortal Kombat II. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 9 Posted October 9 Favorite insult is calling someone a meanie weenie 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted October 9 Posted October 9 Compliments people by telling them their elbows are very nice. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 9 Posted October 9 (edited) Won the 2024 Most Offensive Halloween Costume Contest by dressing up as a veterinarian neutering Garfield Edited October 10 by Mode 7 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted October 11 Posted October 11 Goes trick-or-treating in June, dressed as Santa Claus. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted October 12 Author Posted October 12 changed his name back because nintendo is pulling some copyright bullshit. 1 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 12 Posted October 12 Will only give out Halloween candy if trick or treaters can correctly spell hasenpfeffer 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted October 12 Author Posted October 12 enjoys fava beans and a nice chianti with every meal. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 12 Posted October 12 Is the "Jet City Woman" Queensryche wrote the song about. 1 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 14 Posted October 14 Moved to the Yukon Territories after he got invited to a Halloween party 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted October 14 Posted October 14 Goes to restaurants just to steal the napkins. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 14 Posted October 14 Can play Smells Like Teen Spirit on the Xylaphone 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted October 15 Author Posted October 15 decided that he will egg and t.p. his own house this year; as a way to establish dominance over the HOA. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted October 15 Posted October 15 Is giving out gift bags filled with thumbtacks this Halloween. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 15 Posted October 15 Wears a top hat and cane when going grocery shopping 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted October 15 Author Posted October 15 has his own line of men's floral and decorative fanny pacs. but they're manly flowers and decorations. >_> 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 15 Posted October 15 Used TAO's method of clearing a clogged toilet but instead of dynamite she used a grenade. Amazingly her insurance covers grenade accidents. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted October 15 Posted October 15 Calls his internet service provider just to chat. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 15 Posted October 15 Set loose several porcupines at a nudist colony as part of an April Fools prank. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted October 16 Posted October 16 Is still following Fatboy Slim around on tour. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 16 Posted October 16 Made a life sized statue of Fred Flinstone out of fettuccine noodles a masterpiece he calls "Freduccine" 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted October 16 Posted October 16 Has a tattoo of Mr. Rogers on his left calf. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted October 16 Posted October 16 He says “I have your information d-ddd-dumbass!” when he’s in a old timey gun fight at Hobby Lobby. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted October 16 Posted October 16 Drove to El Paso, Texas and told the waitress at the old timey diner that “Somebody’s gonna get these hands.” He then cackled madly and left without buying anything. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted October 16 Author Posted October 16 sells boot leg bud light products from his trunk at all kid rock shows. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 16 Posted October 16 (edited) Invited Mr. Hoonie come along a camping trip and dared him to play this little piggy on the toes of a grizzly bear. Mr. Hoonie hasn't been seen since. Edited October 16 by -Kudasai- 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted October 16 Posted October 16 Ran into Mr. Hoonie and the jolly bears in the forest where they all laughed and drank coffee together inside their cave. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 16 Posted October 16 (edited) Was also there as he brought along his Calecovision Edited October 16 by -Kudasai- 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted October 16 Posted October 16 Gave Mr. Hoonie a kaleidoscope for his birthday. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted October 16 Posted October 16 Taught Mr. Hoonie how to put hot sauce in a super soaker. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted October 16 Posted October 16 Can’t get ghostrek’s beak off of his toasty tater tots. 2 1 Quote
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