myth busters: boar3d edition

[Mode 7]

Had to take Mr Hoonie to the hospital after he set himself on fire. Tao hired Mr Hoonie to do yardwork and he agreed despite having a cold and plus needing money for cigarettes. After the work was finished Mr Hoonie wiped his hands with a damp rag he found, however for some unknown reason the rag was soaking in kerosene and being the chain smoker that he is lights up a cigarette and BOOM! Because of the cold Mr Hoonie couldn't smell the kerosene. The video of the "accident" which is titled "Mr Hoonie goes kaboomie" currently has over 10 million views on his YouTube channel.

 

Edited yesterday at 03:15 AM by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

When Kudasai the Cable Man threatened to take away the Tubi, Tao put on his Indiana Jones hat and lasso’d the television set.

[Mode 7]

Cancelled his date with Ghostrek in favor of playing Calecovision with Mr Hoonie at the burn ward.

[[classic swim]]

Cheered up ghostrek by taking him over to Scoobdog’s house so Scoobdog could gently press his sweaty workout knees up against his facial hair.

[The_annoying_one]

Made SmelloVision just so he could fart in people’s faces.

[Mode 7]

Didn't leave his house for six months after getting an Atari Jaguar and a copy of Tempest 2000

[The_annoying_one]

Made Mr. Hoonie scream by squirting mustard all over him.

[Mode 7]

Somehow managed to burn ice cream

[The_annoying_one]

Is the world’s biggest fan of ice cream soup.

[Mode 7]

Got into a fist fight with another kid back in 1995 at a Blockbuster over who gets to rent Yoshi's Island first.

[[classic swim]]

Went to the 1995 Blockbuster dressed as Yoshi and went RAHHHHH and kicked the kid in the face.

But he didn’t take the Yoshi’s Island copy. He purchased Milk Duds.

[Mode 7]

Got into a fist fight with Mr Hoonie over who gets to play Super Alfred Chicken first.

[The_annoying_one]

Wrote a letter to the creators of Mortal Kombat, begging them to add Barney The Purple Dinosaur to the next game.

[Mode 7]

Keeps the clump of hair he tore off the other kid during that fight at Blockbuster in a jar in his bedroom.