myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

wants to bring back cable t.v. 

[Mode 7]

Has several outstanding warrants from Socorro, New Mexico

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to concerts just to heckle the performers.

[Mode 7]

His favorite meal is acorn pepper stew

[[classic swim]]

Mr. Hoonie pulled down his shorts while he was running on the treadmill.

[Mode 7]

Air fries acorns 

[The_annoying_one]

Knows exactly where the best diner in Delaware is, but has never actually been to the state.

[Mode 7]

Also writes fanfics for Murder She Wrote 

[The_annoying_one]

Is pushing for a reboot of Murphy Brown.

[Mode 7]

Is wanted for questioning for the mysterious deaths of two mimes in Ocala, Florida

[discolé monade]

brags about knowing his past lives.  

[mthor]

Is currently crocheting a life-size model of Jupiter. 

[The_annoying_one]

Managed to draw the entire solar system on an Etch A Sketch.

[Mode 7]

Is also wanted for questioning in Slidell, Louisiana for the disappearances of several birthday clowns 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

To piggyback on this:

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Goes to concerts just to heckle the performers.

Specifically he shouts "Free Bird!" in between every song.

[The_annoying_one]

Loved the part in Star Wars where Han Solo shouted “Show me the money!”

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Sent multiple death threats to the actress that played Julie on Friends because he wanted to see Ross and Rachel get together JUST THAT BADLY.

[discolé monade]

...and because of the ross/rachael drama of on/off, he's written a manifesto :  'the meaning of 'it was a break' and 50 other ways to leave your lover;

it's currently available for purchase on ebay. 

[Mode 7]

Has started an onlyfans account where she does puppet shows of the Looney Tunes 

[The_annoying_one]

Runs a YouTube channel where he reviews albums in the voice of Porky Pig.

[Virtual Satyr]

Created a Looney Tunes character known as "Adolph Aardvark."

 

It failed miserably.

[Mode 7]

Has an onlyfans dedicated to shadow puppets of the Muppets 

[The_annoying_one]

Is releasing an album of lullabies in the style of Master Of Puppets.

[[classic swim]]

Teaches curse words to the Muppet Babies.

[Mode 7]

Taught Ghostrek everything he needs to know about sex

[The_annoying_one]

Ringtone is “My Heart Will Go On”.

[[classic swim]]

Put on puppy dog ears to impress the woman he likes at the State Farm offices.

[Mode 7]

Gives Mr Hoonie a bath at the carwash 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is the first person ever to successfully pull off the "Jerk store" comeback. In fact, everyone in the room (except the person the line was used on) gave him a standing ovation that lasted 2 solid minutes.

[The_annoying_one]

Has never once laughed at a joke. Simply utters, in the most deadpan tone possible, “Well, this is certainly a humorous situation”.

Edited 10 hours ago by The_annoying_one
Punctuation. How does it work?

[Mode 7]

Got kicked out of the Legion of Doom after he broke one of Toyman's toys

Edited 7 hours ago by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

continues to make the claim that it was his burger that inspired jimmy buffett.

[Mode 7]

Was supposed to be the next Green Lantern but offended Abin Sur when she said she hates the color green and that the power ring was too ugly thus Hal Jordan was chosen instead

Edited 2 hours ago by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

“Deadpool and Wolverine” was originally supposed to be “Deadpool and Mode 7”, but there was a contract dispute that couldn’t be resolved.

[Mode 7]

Is planning on dressing up as Pee-Wee Herman for Halloween this year