myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

wants to bring back cable t.v. 

[Mode 7]

Has several outstanding warrants from Socorro, New Mexico

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to concerts just to heckle the performers.

[Mode 7]

His favorite meal is acorn pepper stew

[[classic swim]]

Mr. Hoonie pulled down his shorts while he was running on the treadmill.

[Mode 7]

Air fries acorns 

[The_annoying_one]

Knows exactly where the best diner in Delaware is, but has never actually been to the state.

[Mode 7]

Also writes fanfics for Murder She Wrote 

[The_annoying_one]

Is pushing for a reboot of Murphy Brown.

[Mode 7]

Is wanted for questioning for the mysterious deaths of two mimes in Ocala, Florida

[discolé monade]

brags about knowing his past lives.  

[mthor]

Is currently crocheting a life-size model of Jupiter. 

[The_annoying_one]

Managed to draw the entire solar system on an Etch A Sketch.

[Mode 7]

Is also wanted for questioning in Slidell, Louisiana for the disappearances of several birthday clowns 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

To piggyback on this:

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Goes to concerts just to heckle the performers.

Specifically he shouts "Free Bird!" in between every song.

[The_annoying_one]

Loved the part in Star Wars where Han Solo shouted “Show me the money!”

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Sent multiple death threats to the actress that played Julie on Friends because he wanted to see Ross and Rachel get together JUST THAT BADLY.

[discolé monade]

...and because of the ross/rachael drama of on/off, he's written a manifesto :  'the meaning of 'it was a break' and 50 other ways to leave your lover;

it's currently available for purchase on ebay. 

[Mode 7]

Has started an onlyfans account where she does puppet shows of the Looney Tunes 

[The_annoying_one]

Runs a YouTube channel where he reviews albums in the voice of Porky Pig.

[Virtual Satyr]

Created a Looney Tunes character known as "Adolph Aardvark."

 

It failed miserably.

[Mode 7]

Has an onlyfans dedicated to shadow puppets of the Muppets 

[The_annoying_one]

Is releasing an album of lullabies in the style of Master Of Puppets.

[[classic swim]]

Teaches curse words to the Muppet Babies.

[Mode 7]

Taught Ghostrek everything he needs to know about sex

[The_annoying_one]

Ringtone is “My Heart Will Go On”.

[[classic swim]]

Put on puppy dog ears to impress the woman he likes at the State Farm offices.

[Mode 7]

Gives Mr Hoonie a bath at the carwash 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is the first person ever to successfully pull off the "Jerk store" comeback. In fact, everyone in the room (except the person the line was used on) gave him a standing ovation that lasted 2 solid minutes.

[The_annoying_one]

Has never once laughed at a joke. Simply utters, in the most deadpan tone possible, “Well, this is certainly a humorous situation”.

Edited 1 hour ago by The_annoying_one
Punctuation. How does it work?