discolé monade Posted May 22 Author Posted May 22 knows damn well that is every pack of fruitstripe gum. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 22 Author Posted May 22 is the one that fooled mother nature. (iykyk) 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 22 Posted May 22 (edited) Wrote the "I Want My Baby Back Ribs" jingle for Chili's Edited May 22 by Mode 7 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 22 Posted May 22 Performs commercial jingles for the residents of the retirement home every Tuesday afternoon. 4 Quote
scoobdog Posted May 22 Posted May 22 Choreographed a stage play version Big is Beautiful, got his work stolen by a Jaurdience commercial. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 22 Posted May 22 (edited) Scoob's current ringtone Spoiler Edited May 22 by Mode 7 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 22 Author Posted May 22 (edited) will only accept chocolate chip cookies with an odd number of chips above 11 Edited May 22 by discolé monade lol, so i'm eating a pb&j like i'm 9, and my dessert is chocolate chip cookies. you'd think i'd remember to cap that joke off correctly, giving i actually have props. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 22 Posted May 22 Will only eat meat if the grill marks are diagonal. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted May 22 Posted May 22 Wishes he could’ve had those burgers with George Foreman where the cheese is already inside the burger as you’re grilling it. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 22 Author Posted May 22 has a poster of 'big worm' in his judas chair room. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 22 Posted May 22 (edited) Was the photographer responsible for this classic box cover Edited May 22 by Mode 7 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 22 Posted May 22 Likes to send this album cover to people he hates. 1 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 23 Author Posted May 23 sells jim ross' bbq sauce out of his van, down by the river. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted May 23 Posted May 23 Was eating at Cici’s Pizza and saw some dude eating with an Andy Capp nose and laughed and threw BBQ pizza slices at the guy. 3 Quote
Seight Posted May 23 Posted May 23 Suggested that they should NOT put tomato sauce in the dessert pizzas 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 23 Posted May 23 Kicked off his hockey team after trying to dribble the puck 6 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 23 Posted May 23 Suggested they add water volleyball to the summer Olympics. 1 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 23 Posted May 23 Is starting an online petition to add Capture the Flag as an Olympic sport. 1 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted May 23 Posted May 23 He hit the football with a bat he brought because home runs outrank touchdowns. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 23 Posted May 23 Always falls for the Charlie Brown football trick every single time. 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 23 Posted May 23 Instead of a phone, he uses two aluminum cans tied together with a string. 3 Quote
scoobdog Posted May 23 Posted May 23 Tried to have phone sex over a can phone, ended up with an injury usually seen only in the NFL. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 23 Posted May 23 Plans starting an online petition to make unicycle racing an Olympic sport 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 23 Posted May 23 Is kicking off the opening ceremony of the Olympics by playing “Shot In The Dark” on the kazoo. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 23 Author Posted May 23 has used a kazoo for varyijng reasons. you do the math 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 23 Posted May 23 Tried to convince Ian Anderson to trade in his flute for a kazoo 5 Quote
naraku360 Posted May 23 Posted May 23 Secretly doesn't actually know the difference between a flute and a kazoo. 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 23 Posted May 23 Would love nothing more than to teach Mode 7 that difference. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 23 Posted May 23 (edited) Wants to set up a death battle between all the Narakus with the winner being crowned the best Naraku Edited May 23 by Mode 7 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 24 Posted May 24 Is trying to seal the deal for HBO to air said fight. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 24 Posted May 24 (edited) Has challenged to Nabs to a Texas Bull Rope match at SummerSlam Edited May 24 by Mode 7 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 24 Posted May 24 Knows I would actually do that, no shame or questions asked. 1 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 24 Author Posted May 24 tried out for road rules. almost got if, had it not been for that meddling miz. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 24 Posted May 24 (edited) Has agreed to make me a crochet Judas Chair Edited May 24 by Mode 7 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 24 Posted May 24 Always submits a post here right when I’m in the middle of typing one out. 3 Quote
Seight Posted May 24 Posted May 24 Is the person that came up with the idea of every mattress store having a Memorial Day Sale 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 24 Posted May 24 Is in talks to replace Drew Carey on The Price Is Right within the next few years. 5 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 24 Posted May 24 His favorite hobby is putting live snakes in people's golf bags and filming their reactions 1 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted May 24 Posted May 24 Wishes he could take Mr. Hoonie’s place for a day so the Filipino gf will tickle his feet on the motel bed. 1 3 Quote
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