myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

knows damn well that is every pack of fruitstripe gum. 

[Seight]

Also knows what it's like to chew 5 Gum

[The_annoying_one]

Still can’t believe it’s not butter.

[discolé monade]

 is the one that fooled mother nature. (iykyk)

[-Kudasai-]

Wrote the "I Want My Baby Back Ribs" jingle for Chili's

Edited May 22, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Performs commercial jingles for the residents of the retirement home every Tuesday afternoon.

[scoobdog]

Choreographed a stage play version Big is Beautiful, got his work stolen by a Jaurdience commercial.

[-Kudasai-]

Scoob's current ringtone

Spoiler

 

 

Edited May 22, 2025 by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

will only accept chocolate chip cookies with an odd number of chips above 11

Edited May 22, 2025 by discolé monade
lol, so i'm eating a pb&j like i'm 9, and my dessert is chocolate chip cookies. you'd think i'd remember to cap that joke off correctly, giving i actually have props.

[The_annoying_one]

Will only eat meat if the grill marks are diagonal.

[[classic swim]]

Wishes he could’ve had those burgers with George Foreman where the cheese is already inside the burger as you’re grilling it.

[-Kudasai-]

Is really Terence Trent D'arby 

[discolé monade]

 has a poster of 'big worm' in his judas chair room. 

[-Kudasai-]

Was the photographer responsible for this classic box cover 

 

Edited May 22, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to send this album cover to people he hates.

 

[-Kudasai-]

Was one of his distant relatives 

[Seight]

Tests fire-proof suit materials

[The_annoying_one]

Works as a stunt double in animated films only.

[-Kudasai-]

Has recently become addicted to chocolate blueberry cake 

[The_annoying_one]

Makes barbecue-flavored ice cream.

[-Kudasai-]

Bought a lifetime supply of Jim Ross' BBQ sauce 

[discolé monade]

sells jim ross' bbq sauce out of his van, down by the river. 

[The_annoying_one]

Sells seashells at the beach.

[[classic swim]]

Was eating at Cici’s Pizza and saw some dude eating with an Andy Capp nose and laughed and threw BBQ pizza slices at the guy.

[Seight]

Suggested that they should NOT put tomato sauce in the dessert pizzas

[-Kudasai-]

Kicked off his hockey team after trying to dribble the puck 

[The_annoying_one]

Suggested they add water volleyball to the summer Olympics.

[-Kudasai-]

Is starting an online petition to add Capture the Flag as an Olympic sport.

[[classic swim]]

He hit the football with a bat he brought because home runs outrank touchdowns.

[-Kudasai-]

Always falls for the Charlie Brown football trick every single time.

 

[The_annoying_one]

Instead of a phone, he uses two aluminum cans tied together with a string.

[scoobdog]

Tried to have phone sex over a can phone, ended up with an injury usually seen only in the NFL.

[-Kudasai-]

Plans starting an online petition to make unicycle racing an Olympic sport 

[The_annoying_one]

Is kicking off the opening ceremony of the Olympics by playing “Shot In The Dark” on the kazoo.

[discolé monade]

has used a kazoo for varyijng reasons. you do the math

[-Kudasai-]

Tried to convince Ian Anderson to trade in his flute for a kazoo 

[naraku360]

Secretly doesn't actually know the difference between a flute and a kazoo.

[The_annoying_one]

Would love nothing more than to teach Mode 7 that difference.

[-Kudasai-]

Wants to set up a death battle between all the Narakus with the winner being crowned the best Naraku

Edited May 23, 2025 by Mode 7

[Seight]

Wants to be color commentator for said fight

[The_annoying_one]

Is trying to seal the deal for HBO to air said fight.

[-Kudasai-]

Has challenged to Nabs to a Texas Bull Rope match at SummerSlam 

Edited May 24, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Knows I would actually do that, no shame or questions asked.

[discolé monade]

tried out for road rules. almost got if, had it not been for that meddling miz. 

[-Kudasai-]

Has agreed to make me a crochet Judas Chair

Edited May 24, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Always submits a post here right when I’m in the middle of typing one out.

[Seight]

Is the person that came up with the idea of every mattress store having a Memorial Day Sale

[The_annoying_one]

Is in talks to replace Drew Carey on The Price Is Right within the next few years.

[-Kudasai-]

His favorite hobby is putting live snakes in people's golf bags and filming their reactions 

[[classic swim]]

Wishes he could take Mr. Hoonie’s place for a day so the Filipino gf will tickle his feet on the motel bed.