Mode 7 Posted April 28 Posted April 28 Is on Doomer's shit list for "borrowing" his ramen money as a result Doomer has to make another foot smut movie. 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 28 Posted April 28 Is directing Doomer’s foot smut movie. They’re in talks to make a franchise out of it. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 28 Posted April 28 No longer pistol whips Jevoha's Witnesses she just uses the water hose instead 2 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 28 Posted April 28 Connected that water hose to a tanker full of vinegar. 1 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 28 Posted April 28 Made 25 cents telling Papa Smurf to go live inside Rebecca’s pussy. 2 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 28 Posted April 28 Has formed a rap group with Mc Gee Gee called the Explosions 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 28 Posted April 28 Was the one to suggest we go back and edit the rap name to Explosionons. We sold 22 more records from that advice. 1 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 28 Posted April 28 First album is due this summer. The title is “wow ok let party”. 1 2 Quote
GunStarHero Posted April 28 Posted April 28 Keeps a loaded tshirt canon on them at all times for self defense and/or line cutting purposes. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 28 Posted April 28 Is starting her own rap group with blackjack and hookers 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 28 Posted April 28 Is forming a real-life Ghostbusters group, with proton packs and everything. 1 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 28 Posted April 28 Is starting his own Mutant Football League with real mutants 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 28 Posted April 28 Turns into a cocky talking mule deer when a talking hillbilly fish grandma underwater calls to scream at him and call him names as she throws the fish phone against her Section 8 house underwater. 1 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 29 Posted April 29 Walks out the work bathroom after turning the light off and making dudes with shitty butts mad. 2 Quote
Seight Posted April 29 Posted April 29 Sings "Michael In The Bathroom" regardless of the actual name of the person in the bathroom with them 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 29 Posted April 29 Breaks into a lavish Broadway number whenever a cop asks “Do you know why I pulled you over here today?” 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 29 Posted April 29 He sneezes on people’s backs at self checkout. 1 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 29 Posted April 29 Pokes people in the ass with a cattle prod at the self checkout 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 29 Posted April 29 Stops some guy who’s rubbing his butthole outside of Kroger and is like “aye man, you know classic swim is gonna be out here playin with ya buttcheeks, so why don’t ya work where I work at, over at the GhoopaBitch gummy bear factory...” That’s how he got a new reference. 1 1 1 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 29 Author Posted April 29 has been paid to stomp on dougnuts, outside of stater bros. grocery stores. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 29 Posted April 29 (edited) Did a donut on the white house lawn Edited April 29 by Mode 7 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 29 Posted April 29 Once streaked in front of the Capitol building. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 29 Posted April 29 Loaned me the flesh colored suit for me to "streak" at the Capitol building 4 Quote
Seight Posted April 30 Posted April 30 Has 40 porcupines (the elites in the woods don't want you to know they're free) 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 30 Posted April 30 (edited) Has also decided to do foot smut movies not for ramen money but for AEW All In Tickets. Dudeco has already been told about it. Edited April 30 by Mode 7 5 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 30 Posted April 30 Can fly higher than an eagle when no bitches make him fuck up and go up the stairs. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 30 Posted April 30 Crashes kids’ birthday parties and steals all the cake and gifts while wearing a chicken suit. 1 1 Quote
Seight Posted April 30 Posted April 30 Makes balloon animals at children's parties (He only knows how to make a caterpillar) 2 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 30 Posted April 30 Is still upset at TAO because he wanted a giraffe balloon animal 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 30 Posted April 30 Should realize I'm addicted to pizza, not ramen. 1 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 30 Posted April 30 Once told the The Rock that he needs to know his role and shut his mouth right to this face 1 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 30 Posted April 30 Never smelled what The Rock was cooking. It was ramen. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 30 Posted April 30 Got in a heated argument with GunStar and she was like “alright that does it, ghostrek’s name has now been legally changed to Mr. Hoonie.” So it’s all his fault. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 30 Posted April 30 Got a hooker for Mr. Hoonie that’d be willing to sniff his cheesy pete’s. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 30 Posted April 30 Dressed up as Shoney’s Bear to try to appeal Hoonie name change. She just constantly chased him around the house to try and pepper spray him. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 30 Posted April 30 When ever Guster was done pepper spraying his face along the house, he convinced her to get Raptorpat to break into my house and taser me in my bitch ass sleep. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 30 Posted April 30 (edited) Played the lead role in a low budge independent horror movie called... Attack of the Bell People From the Planet Ding-Dong Edited April 30 by Mode 7 5 Quote
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